It's not a nice thing to admit, but I laughed out loud when I heard that Roy Horn had been attacked by one of his own tigers. He was #2 on my list of people who deserved to get mauled by a gigantic feline.
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One is the loneliest number, especially when you're playing Mario Party 5 all by yourself. The computer-controlled characters only know about three different phrases, which doesn't make for good conversation:
"Oh no! I'm-a lost!"
"Fuck you, Mario."
I got away from Nintendo just in time. I'm awfully glad I had the good sense not to bring my shotgun with me this time.
"Oh no! I'm-a lost!"
"Fuck you, Mario."
I got away from Nintendo just in time. I'm awfully glad I had the good sense not to bring my shotgun with me this time.
corvus_pdx:
Must kill mario!!!
Well, after 27 years and a handful of months, I finally broke down and bought myself my first car ever. And what a car: a brand-new 2004 Subaru Impreza WRX loaded to the gills with optional extras and possessed of a demonic 227 horses of power. So far, my biggest problem with the car is the discomfort of sitting behind the wheel with a foot-long...
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gingerlie:
they got kicked off the site. ill email you details.
energychannel:
Damn, nice car!
That is a long ass time to get rides from other people though.
I have no where near the horsepower but I bet I get better gas mileage.
That is a long ass time to get rides from other people though.
I have no where near the horsepower but I bet I get better gas mileage.
Let's keep this short and sweet, ladies: I'm getting back into town tomorrow night (Friday the 19th), and while I think I'll probably be having way too much post-business trip sex to leave the house, I'll be out and about this weekend. I don't really have any interesting stories to share, but I would like to drink beer in a bar while wearing my cowboy...
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seanbaby:
Yeah, I'm back in town. Me, Anthony, and JL are planning on doing something tonight. Maybe drinking. Or maybe that plus another word or two.
If I don't see you tonight, then I'm down for Unforgiven on Sunday for sure.
If I don't see you tonight, then I'm down for Unforgiven on Sunday for sure.
anything:
you car is the baddest assest.
thanks for making it out to everything, man. good to see you out again. we'll have to discuss music and time travel to a further extent some time.
slip in a reference to me in mario party 5.
thanks for making it out to everything, man. good to see you out again. we'll have to discuss music and time travel to a further extent some time.
slip in a reference to me in mario party 5.
Cocksucking motherfucking shit shit shit.
Warren Zevon dies at the beginning of the week. Johnny Cash dies at the end of it. What the fuck? Is this some sort of sick 9/11 memorial week? Is this forever condemned to be the seven-day period in which Shit Happens?
I'm in Spokane for the next week, and I don't have access to my extensive Johnny Cash library....
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Warren Zevon dies at the beginning of the week. Johnny Cash dies at the end of it. What the fuck? Is this some sort of sick 9/11 memorial week? Is this forever condemned to be the seven-day period in which Shit Happens?
I'm in Spokane for the next week, and I don't have access to my extensive Johnny Cash library....
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anything:
damn straight i'm a Pig fan. i considered him my favorite artist for a damn long time. i should show you some of the stuff I have. flyers, stickers, videos, concerts, a vinyl ep there are only 50 copies of.
speaking of which, he is coming through town with kmfdm in november. you going?
edit: wee willy reefer is with REM? and I missed them? damn. Are you familiar with Lard?
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speaking of which, he is coming through town with kmfdm in november. you going?
edit: wee willy reefer is with REM? and I missed them? damn. Are you familiar with Lard?
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gingerlie:
hahah, no you cant sue me, but queenhell can. 
thank you, and whats going on this weekend that youll see me at?
thank you, and whats going on this weekend that youll see me at?
gingerlie:
hey, this is my original name. raginwhore and i got drunk and thought it would be hilarious to switch. the next morning it wasnt, and i dont have internet access at home anymore. oh yes im one of those perverts on a porn site in the library. mwhahahaha!!
you gonna show up tonight?
p.s. your little lady is swell.
you gonna show up tonight?
p.s. your little lady is swell.
wyatt:
I'm sad about WZ too.
Had a good time at the wickid keggah Friday night, though I paid for it on Saturday. Being hung over for two days straight sucks. Must remember to rehydrate between alcoholic beverages from now on. It was also excellent to meet MisterSatan, though I expected our first meeting to open a portal to hell or something.
I'm going to try to make it to bowling...
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december:
confusing even for those of us in the fast class!
well...i hope to see you sometime in the future! i was at ragingwhore's (the original ragingwhore) last night. geez. parties every night. how does she live like this?!
well...i hope to see you sometime in the future! i was at ragingwhore's (the original ragingwhore) last night. geez. parties every night. how does she live like this?!
alyssum:
It was especially confusing to me because I tried to click on one of their pages right as the change was happening. Heewha?? 
Where're ya going till the end of this month?
Where're ya going till the end of this month?
It's an exciting day for foot and burn fetishists alike: I've posted a pic of the burns that Holly suffered at the Labor Day BBQ; see "HOLLY'S BURNS" in my pics. The image is so graphic that I debated whether or not I should Photoshop WWE Superstar Kane's mask over it to keep children from having nightmares and mothers' milk from souring in the teat....
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corvus_pdx:
It's all good 
babyblue:
Yep, I saw REM for the first time at Bumbershoot on Monday. We waited forever and managed to be in the second row. It was awesome. 
It was cool meeting you last night.
It was cool meeting you last night.
What a joyous Labor Day BBQ... there's nothing I like better than fancy meat and cheap beer, unless it's putting out a grass fire in the neighbor's yard with Pabst Blue Ribbon. That made me feel like a real 9-11 firefighter, and what better way to celebrate Labor Day than by playing the role of a working class hero, if only for a few fleeting...
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energychannel:
Hey, it was real nice meeting you at the bbq.
Is Holly's burn any better? I went and grabbed her some ice after I saw it happen.
Anyway I hope you are well.
Is Holly's burn any better? I went and grabbed her some ice after I saw it happen.
Anyway I hope you are well.
december:
and what would be your general vicinity tonight?
Wednesday night karaoke at Bush Gardens was excellent fun, and big ups to the staff for letting us murder the songs on what was supposed to be a karaoke-free night for them. It was also great to finally meet some SGPDXers and put some real names to fake names. Next time, though, everyone should wear nametags, because I'm genetically incapable of remembering more than two...
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tauntaun:
I heard my name ...
Thanks for that.
How much to get my band in your favourites?
Shit, no ... Nevermind. I don't have a band anymore.
I'm off to the recordist group. Word.
Thanks for that.
How much to get my band in your favourites?
Shit, no ... Nevermind. I don't have a band anymore.
I'm off to the recordist group. Word.
tauntaun:
PS - I have that same genetic deficiency. I don't remember your real facking name. But DON'T TELL ME HERE! Ha.
So the first handyman who tried to fix the leak in the wall of my apartment on Friday ripped out the drywall around it and accidentally made the punctured pipe spray water, rather than drip it. I used up half of my dry towels plugging the leak until the plumbers could come over. Next came the plumbers who thought they sealed off the pipe but...
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Thursdays at Embers kill me. There's always really important stuff for me to do in the morning that requires a clear head and sharp focus, two things I lack after my miscreant friends keep me out drinking until the wee hours.
Today I had to wake up at 7:45 AM to let a nice fellow by the name of Bill into my apartment so he...
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london:
that was her- that was my wife you saw.... I almost followed her for a bit!
kinghell:
I'm glad I wasn't just imagining things. Otherwise, I'd have to go back to the doctors and their sharp needles and electrodes. You should have come on down... it was a groovy, rockin' time.
it feels good to know that god believes in evolution.
we need to get together again soon.