kinghell

Since several people asked, here's the list of DVDs I got for Christmas:

- 2001: A Space Odyssey
- Clockwork Orange
- Hulk
- the Indiana Jones trilogy
- LOTR: Two Towers (extended version)
- A Mighty Wind
- The Nightmare Before Christmas
- Pirates of the Caribbean
- seasons 1, 2, and 3 of South Park
- The Usual Suspects
- season 1 of...
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I got exactly what I wanted for Christmas: 18 pairs of the exact same brand of black socks. Now I can throw out all of my old ones and never have to worry about matching my socks after doing laundry ever again.

I got a lot of other cool stuff too, including enough DVDs to choke a horse and the 5-CD Johnny Cash boxed set,...
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I've been awake for about an hour so far, and I'm in considerably less pain than I probably deserve to be, considering the amount of alcohol I consumed, the hour until which I stayed up, and the fact that I actually ate 2/3 of a super-dense La Casita hamburger before going to bed.

Still, I know I'm better off than Bob, whom we will hereafter...
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I just realized that I have no testimonials. So now you know what to give me for Christmas.

Flux's birthday party was a blast. I haven't been to a college party since I graduated five years ago, but I don't remember them featuring so many topless girls with black tape across their nipples. These kids today, I tell ya....

And in other news, my new Alienware PCs are in step 5 of 14 of the production process: "(Pre-Production Inventory Queue phase) Your...
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I just realized that a handle as righteous as mine couldn't possibly appear in all lowercase, so I added five capital letters to it.

Also, I just ordered my brand new Alienware PCs, which I plan on using to take over the government, just like Richard Pryor in Superman III. I'll be poor as hell, but I'll have the warm glow of my Alienware's...
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If I were a GoBot, I'd be a transforming low-rider named "Player 1."

I just unarchived and posted a bunch of pictures from my starfucking days. Check out my pics section to see some shots of me with Moby, Twiggy Ramirez, Sascha Konietzko, Kiss midgets, and Glenn Motherfucking Danzig. I should get back into doing the entertainment journalism; it makes me look cool by association.

Christ, two full days after KMFDM, and I still can't turn my head without wincing. That's the problem with having lots of hair--when you hear loud, pounding music, you start to headbang. It's a completely involuntary reaction.

And, of course, the day after the KMFDM show is the day that Slayer decides to release their ass-kicking boxed set, Soundtrack to the Apocalypse (which was coincidentally...
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Wow, it seems like every time I'm away from this thing for a week or so, I lose another favorite Suicide Girl. First it was December, and now it's Ruby. At this point, if Snow leaves, I'm going to have three Missys, which I think means that silver dollars will start pouring out of my computer.

Dear God,

I know that we haven't been on the best of terms over this past decade or so. I know that the closest I've come to regular prayer lately has been getting women to shout Your name repeatedly while they're on the verge of multiple orgasms. But I thought that now might be a good time to open talks between the two of us...
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Hmm... not overly crazy about the new site design, but I tend to fear change in any form, so it could just be me.

And speaking of fearing change, I hear that Arnold Schwargenegger's first official act as governor is going to be a revoking of all of those driver's licenses that Gray Davis was handing out to illegal immigrants. From what I hear, the...
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