gaaar,
my apartment is all clean.
and for everyone up north: I'm sunburnt.
I have somehow tapped into some crazy reserve of energy: today I fucking jogged, rode my bike to skoo, swam -- If I had sex I would have invented the quadathalon. Those are the only four exercises I know.
But I did write, clean, and organize. Good gawd. I'm possessed. The ghosts...
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my apartment is all clean.
and for everyone up north: I'm sunburnt.
I have somehow tapped into some crazy reserve of energy: today I fucking jogged, rode my bike to skoo, swam -- If I had sex I would have invented the quadathalon. Those are the only four exercises I know.
But I did write, clean, and organize. Good gawd. I'm possessed. The ghosts...
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Blaaarrrr,
me throat be sore.
I am engulping crazy fancy pants "white" tea (really, it's wearing pants!), which is supposed to be da sheet, but is most likely beeeg marketing. Worth a try as I care not to be stricken by the mucky plague, especially in my prime.
. . .
who am I kidding, I'm past my prime. Old man mcGee. Punk dinosaur. I'm...
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me throat be sore.
I am engulping crazy fancy pants "white" tea (really, it's wearing pants!), which is supposed to be da sheet, but is most likely beeeg marketing. Worth a try as I care not to be stricken by the mucky plague, especially in my prime.
. . .
who am I kidding, I'm past my prime. Old man mcGee. Punk dinosaur. I'm...
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kiscica:
best advice ever. i definitely took it too...i'm wearing some pretty crazy black and red socks in your honour 
brought a smile to my face too...so thanks hun!
damn. why can't you be my teacher??? my profs are so damn dull and monotanous. i'm jealous of your students...i bet your an exceptional teacher!!
please don't choke on your vomit. tribute or not, it's just not cool, man. have fun though eh?
xoxoxoxo
brought a smile to my face too...so thanks hun!
damn. why can't you be my teacher??? my profs are so damn dull and monotanous. i'm jealous of your students...i bet your an exceptional teacher!!
please don't choke on your vomit. tribute or not, it's just not cool, man. have fun though eh?
xoxoxoxo
penelope:
I thought everyone here liked the punnishment and that is why they were here.
1st
day
of
skoo
over... raaah.
I be beat up. oof, jock element in class. aaargh.
trying to milk the last hours of my vacation last night I stopped in at a local homogenized watering hole, and after a drink or two started to converse to the bartender. whilst talking about moooozik she told me that she used to go out with joe punk rock...
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day
of
skoo
over... raaah.
I be beat up. oof, jock element in class. aaargh.
trying to milk the last hours of my vacation last night I stopped in at a local homogenized watering hole, and after a drink or two started to converse to the bartender. whilst talking about moooozik she told me that she used to go out with joe punk rock...
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hel:
i go to art school... i'm about to get a degree in special make up effects then i'll transfer and get my teaching degree so i can be a secondary art teacher. hopefully anyhow. whats your PH D in?
user8935778:
uh oh! 2 pages!
im fond of dots
http://www.miaminewtimes.com/issues/2003-01-16/catch.html/1/index.html
im fond of dots
http://www.miaminewtimes.com/issues/2003-01-16/catch.html/1/index.html
4: 30 AM
aaaargh
Blark
It has beeeen a loooooong day (see prev 2)
Cat awaits
Comforter awaits
ahh *sigh*
let down
and:
I'm not sleeping alone tonight.
I've a gullet full of bourbon.
Jack Daniels and Jim Beam are swell bedfellows
for those rheumatic of heart.
For I've drunken from the boozy giving cup.
I've annointed myself with precious oils;
sour mash outshines myrrh.
aaaargh
Blark
It has beeeen a loooooong day (see prev 2)
Cat awaits
Comforter awaits
ahh *sigh*
let down
and:
I'm not sleeping alone tonight.
I've a gullet full of bourbon.
Jack Daniels and Jim Beam are swell bedfellows
for those rheumatic of heart.
For I've drunken from the boozy giving cup.
I've annointed myself with precious oils;
sour mash outshines myrrh.
mei:
i fo' get sometimes that it's later where you are than where i am. bourbon is tasty. i don't drink straight likker that often, but i like knob creek sometimes. we all went out for a friends birthday tonight, and they drank a LOT, but i was the driver. so's it was boring, but i'll feel pretty good tomorrow, unlike everyone else there, who'll be real fucking hungover. i hope you're not too hungover tomorrow.
user8935778:
dave. you went to bed with three men last night? you hussy.
Aaaargh,
I am a gin pirate.
I started the day off, after about three hours of sleep, going to that 10 am wedding. Fuck anybody who gets married that early. Why do they have to take me down with them.
But breakfast was a big fat dry gin martini at exactly 11:34, followed by another, and another, and g & ts (numerous), and wine, and...
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I am a gin pirate.
I started the day off, after about three hours of sleep, going to that 10 am wedding. Fuck anybody who gets married that early. Why do they have to take me down with them.
But breakfast was a big fat dry gin martini at exactly 11:34, followed by another, and another, and g & ts (numerous), and wine, and...
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kingbugs:
4 AM
gaaar.
blark.
whaaaaaaat a looooong daaay.
cat awaits
comforter awaits
adieu, mon petite amies
gaaar.
blark.
whaaaaaaat a looooong daaay.
cat awaits
comforter awaits
adieu, mon petite amies
kingbugs:
p.s.
sometimes girls are mean
sometimes girls are mean
wow, wow, wow -- I just wrote like a gazimillion word journal entry and only like five words were posted: aaargh.
stay tuned...
stay tuned...
miss_piss:
ok
i hate that
and
you are now officially my friend
i hate that
and
you are now officially my friend
My description of last night (see prev) could never come close to LilJackKnife's--visual aids help sooo much. So I shall just gracfully bow out. and I really don't talk that much (oh, perhaps not so gracefully).
It is nice to know that you really CAN have fun in Miami once in a while. Yea Jackie!
Onwards: I have a new addiction. Wasabi Peas. I...
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It is nice to know that you really CAN have fun in Miami once in a while. Yea Jackie!
Onwards: I have a new addiction. Wasabi Peas. I...
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kingbugs:
btw, your mac n cheese shirt covers multiple bases of my "innately funny" criteria -- both cheese AND noodles. how could you go wrong??
mei:
wasabi peas = icky (but i don't like wasabi)
rice crackers = super yummy
msg is a wonderful thing
and my thesis is on joyce's ulysses - i'm writing on the way the text teaches one to to read. i think that any reasonably intelligent, literate person can read ulysses, but people tend to be scared off, especially by the body of critical literature. i'm trying to figure out exactly what joyce's aesthetic/epiphany idea meant for the "common" reader - not the academic. how the text invites dissection, then prevents it, putting itself back together. i'm focusing on circe, sirens and either nausikaa or penelope. it's vague at this point because my "mini-orals," the first semester examination, went terribly, so i needed to rethink my direction - also, i'm an undergrad and all, so i don't so much know how to do this. funfunfun!! and thanks for being interested...
rice crackers = super yummy
msg is a wonderful thing
and my thesis is on joyce's ulysses - i'm writing on the way the text teaches one to to read. i think that any reasonably intelligent, literate person can read ulysses, but people tend to be scared off, especially by the body of critical literature. i'm trying to figure out exactly what joyce's aesthetic/epiphany idea meant for the "common" reader - not the academic. how the text invites dissection, then prevents it, putting itself back together. i'm focusing on circe, sirens and either nausikaa or penelope. it's vague at this point because my "mini-orals," the first semester examination, went terribly, so i needed to rethink my direction - also, i'm an undergrad and all, so i don't so much know how to do this. funfunfun!! and thanks for being interested...
Okay. Time for a list. I love lists.
Things that I think are innately funny:
noodles
cheese
monkeys
speedos
lawn darts (jarts)
chopsticks
argyle sox (yet I can never have enough)
tourist hats
cranky old men
what else????
give me more ideas -- I need cheering up. I had a date cancel out on me (I think I'm being blown off) and now I have...
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Things that I think are innately funny:
noodles
cheese
monkeys
speedos
lawn darts (jarts)
chopsticks
argyle sox (yet I can never have enough)
tourist hats
cranky old men
what else????
give me more ideas -- I need cheering up. I had a date cancel out on me (I think I'm being blown off) and now I have...
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user8935778:
whats so funny about monkeys?!
hmm? i wanna know.
i would pay good money to see you in speedos, though.
hmm? i wanna know.
i would pay good money to see you in speedos, though.
kingbugs:
uh,
exactly how much money are we talking about here?
I'd pay good money to see a monkey in a speedo.
[Edited on Jan 08, 2003]
exactly how much money are we talking about here?
I'd pay good money to see a monkey in a speedo.
[Edited on Jan 08, 2003]
heheheheehe
you forgive me right?