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Tuesday Jan 07, 2003

Jan 7, 2003
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Okay. Time for a list. I love lists.

Things that I think are innately funny:
noodles
cheese
monkeys
speedos
lawn darts (jarts)
chopsticks
argyle sox (yet I can never have enough)
tourist hats
cranky old men

what else????
give me more ideas -- I need cheering up. I had a date cancel out on me (I think I'm being blown off) and now I have to go to a freakin' wedding by myself and I hate freakin' weddings...
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user8935778:
whats so funny about monkeys?!

hmm? i wanna know.

i would pay good money to see you in speedos, though.
Jan 7, 2003
kingbugs:
uh,
exactly how much money are we talking about here?
I'd pay good money to see a monkey in a speedo.

[Edited on Jan 08, 2003]
Jan 7, 2003

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