An old biker went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on a motorcycle, riding in gangs, partying, fighting and turning wrenches, so I guess I am."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. As I watch TV, or even eat, I think about women. Everything seems to make me think about women."
The two sat sipping in silence. A short time later, a man sat down on the other side of the old biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on a motorcycle, riding in gangs, partying, fighting and turning wrenches, so I guess I am."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. As I watch TV, or even eat, I think about women. Everything seems to make me think about women."
The two sat sipping in silence. A short time later, a man sat down on the other side of the old biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
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before you move so far away & i hafta cry lots 'n' tons?
tell my lil girlie i say hi!!! and give her a great big hug fer me!