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Its off to court we go
The ex is a bitch
But my Lawyers slick
High Ho
High Ho High Ho High Ho
Howdy everybody....
10 things to annoy the hell out of cops.
1. Tell your side of the story in third person.
2. Keep asking to speak to Sheriff Taylor or Officer Fife.
3. Tell them that you saw the episode of COPS that they were in and you would really like their autograph.
4. Ask them for a drink of water every five minutes or so.
5. When ones partner isnt looking, wink and blow kisses at him, licking your lips, and raising your eyebrows often.
6. While they are reading your rights and get to the part about "anything you say can and will be held against you" Interrupt with your wifes big titties.
7. When they go to put you in the car, tell them that you have a horrible case of hemorrhoids and cannot sit without one of the little donut things (2 things here, they have to provide you with any medical needs and they probably arent willing to check to see if you are lying at the scene).
8. Keep looking in the rearview mirror continuing with number 5.
9. Tell them that you just peed your pants, and ask if they smell anything.
10. Make siren noises all the way to the station. If you are talented, you can act like a dispatcher as well, constantly asking for car 54.
I know that you are thinking that i am just an asshole, but these were things that happened to me and my fellow MP while stationed at Fort Stewart. Trust me, there were many occasions where i thought i was going to lose it, but looking back, these folks were at least original, and funny to boot. They knew just how to push ones buttons.
I hope all of you are doing well, and that you know that I love each and every one of ya!
High Ho
Its off to court we go
The ex is a bitch
But my Lawyers slick
High Ho
High Ho High Ho High Ho
Howdy everybody....
10 things to annoy the hell out of cops.
1. Tell your side of the story in third person.
2. Keep asking to speak to Sheriff Taylor or Officer Fife.
3. Tell them that you saw the episode of COPS that they were in and you would really like their autograph.
4. Ask them for a drink of water every five minutes or so.
5. When ones partner isnt looking, wink and blow kisses at him, licking your lips, and raising your eyebrows often.
6. While they are reading your rights and get to the part about "anything you say can and will be held against you" Interrupt with your wifes big titties.
7. When they go to put you in the car, tell them that you have a horrible case of hemorrhoids and cannot sit without one of the little donut things (2 things here, they have to provide you with any medical needs and they probably arent willing to check to see if you are lying at the scene).
8. Keep looking in the rearview mirror continuing with number 5.
9. Tell them that you just peed your pants, and ask if they smell anything.
10. Make siren noises all the way to the station. If you are talented, you can act like a dispatcher as well, constantly asking for car 54.
I know that you are thinking that i am just an asshole, but these were things that happened to me and my fellow MP while stationed at Fort Stewart. Trust me, there were many occasions where i thought i was going to lose it, but looking back, these folks were at least original, and funny to boot. They knew just how to push ones buttons.
I hope all of you are doing well, and that you know that I love each and every one of ya!
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I've heard a few of these before; my father was an air force prison guard for 15 years; he did prisoner transport.