1:125 is the ratio and that asshole finds me everytime. 
I keep my lawn in shape by sheer intimidation.
It's hard to intimidate grass.
It's been around a long time, and it's got an attitude.
It's hard to intimidate grass.
It's been around a long time, and it's got an attitude.
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salome:
Hmmm, something dirty in Russian. I can't really talk dirty very successfully, I never quite get the grammar right, making me sound silly instead of sexy.
monica:
i have will call tickets at the door. i should've known i have sweet sweet conections 
In the world, but not part of it.
RIP: Steve Irwin.
Thanks for the laughs you crazy nutter.
Thanks for the laughs you crazy nutter.
cereal_killer:
holy fuck! thats crazy!
i suppose it was supposed to happen... i mean i expected it to be a croc that finally got him.
i'm actually in some shock... like saddened a bit. in my opinion i'm more upset that he died than if someone more famous had died... and i don't usually care when famous people die.
i suppose it was supposed to happen... i mean i expected it to be a croc that finally got him.
i'm actually in some shock... like saddened a bit. in my opinion i'm more upset that he died than if someone more famous had died... and i don't usually care when famous people die.
From my newest favorite WalMart white trash T-shirt:
Silence is golden... Duct tape is silver.
Silence is golden... Duct tape is silver.
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fatal:
thanks for the comment on my set 
xx
xx
helena:
holy shit, that is a great shirt.
One step closer to 'Crazy Old Man' status.
Just wish it would get here already.
Just wish it would get here already.
cereal_killer:
i'm doing something similar to that, but i tend to be gravitating towards "dirty old man" status instead... not sure why.
cakemix:
well i think i just ruined my whole midlife crisis status by dumping the toyboy...
...but you were so so right with your comment!
...but you were so so right with your comment!
It's crap like this that keeps me from embracing my Catholic heritage, and thus keeps me outside of my family for the most part...
Vaccination and the Single Girl
Vaccination and the Single Girl
Well, it happened. I was offically asked to read someone's mind at a board meeting today.
Pointy Haired Boss: Where did the files go?
King_Mob: I don't know. Maybe they are not gone, as we have run all the restores. Perhaps they arn't where you are looking for them?
Pointy Haired Boss: What was he thinking?
King_Mob: ... sorry, you're asking me?
Pointy Haired Boss: Where did the files go?
King_Mob: I don't know. Maybe they are not gone, as we have run all the restores. Perhaps they arn't where you are looking for them?
Pointy Haired Boss: What was he thinking?
King_Mob: ... sorry, you're asking me?
salome:
Ha ha, I love Dilbert. Ever since I started working at an office it's made so much more sense ...
simba_gibson:
i bow down before your greatness! ALL HAIL KING MOB!!!
Advice needed!
I'm totally smitten with this dancer I met last night.
Now normally I'm perfectly aware and comfortable with the business transaction going on and allow myself to let it be real for the length of the song only, but this is different... I think.
To those dancers out there, current and past (or even hopeful), would you/have you ever dated a client from...
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I'm totally smitten with this dancer I met last night.
Now normally I'm perfectly aware and comfortable with the business transaction going on and allow myself to let it be real for the length of the song only, but this is different... I think.
To those dancers out there, current and past (or even hopeful), would you/have you ever dated a client from...
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khoos:
I used to dance.
All those signs are indicative of two possibilities.
1) you're right
2) She thinks if she convinces you that she likes you you're more likely to come back - and often.
All those signs are indicative of two possibilities.
1) you're right
2) She thinks if she convinces you that she likes you you're more likely to come back - and often.
salome:
WHOA NELLIE
I used to dance, both in clubs and at bachelor parties. DO NOT kid yourself that there is anything extra with this girl. She either:
a) is trying to get you back to the club to spend more money on her; regulars are a stripper's lifeline
or b) is a train wreck. No stripper with half a brain dates anyone she meets at a club. It's too dangerous, and ALWAYS against house rules -- she'll get fired if she meets you outside the club. Anyone who's dumb or desperate enough to violate that common-sense rule is not someone you want in your life.
Lots of girls reveal their real name, or what they SAY is their real name. It's a trick to make you feel special, like you've gotten privileged information. I've gotten paid a hundred bucks just to sit and talk with someone for half an hour. Yes, guys like the boobs, but what they really go to the club for is to feel special. "A beautiful girl wants to please ME." If that fantasy is maintained by a lap dance or a conversation or being flattered by refusing a tip, doesn't matter. She has still achieved her goal and made an investment in you hoping for future financial returns.
Please please don't kid yourself into thinking this girl is actually into you. You will get hurt. I've seen it happen.
I used to dance, both in clubs and at bachelor parties. DO NOT kid yourself that there is anything extra with this girl. She either:
a) is trying to get you back to the club to spend more money on her; regulars are a stripper's lifeline
or b) is a train wreck. No stripper with half a brain dates anyone she meets at a club. It's too dangerous, and ALWAYS against house rules -- she'll get fired if she meets you outside the club. Anyone who's dumb or desperate enough to violate that common-sense rule is not someone you want in your life.
Lots of girls reveal their real name, or what they SAY is their real name. It's a trick to make you feel special, like you've gotten privileged information. I've gotten paid a hundred bucks just to sit and talk with someone for half an hour. Yes, guys like the boobs, but what they really go to the club for is to feel special. "A beautiful girl wants to please ME." If that fantasy is maintained by a lap dance or a conversation or being flattered by refusing a tip, doesn't matter. She has still achieved her goal and made an investment in you hoping for future financial returns.
Please please don't kid yourself into thinking this girl is actually into you. You will get hurt. I've seen it happen.
So, I go to the doctor.
And there is this SMOKING HOT blonde nurse this time.
She takes my blood pressure, and might have even been flirting (I can dream).
Doctor comes in and retakes my blood pressure because he seems to think it is too high.
MY BP comes out fine this time.
Doc: Hrm. That's weird.
King_Mob: Sorry Doc. You just don't do...
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And there is this SMOKING HOT blonde nurse this time.
She takes my blood pressure, and might have even been flirting (I can dream).
Doctor comes in and retakes my blood pressure because he seems to think it is too high.
MY BP comes out fine this time.
Doc: Hrm. That's weird.
King_Mob: Sorry Doc. You just don't do...
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we still looking good for SGB on the 10th?