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Happy Talk-Like-A-Pirate Day!
(Not to be confused with International Pirate Day)

A pirate walks in to a bar.
The bar tender looks over to see a wheel sticking out of the pirates pants.
So, the bartender asks, "Hey buddy! What's with the wheel?"

The pirate looks down and sighs, "Arr... drives me nuts..."

*rimshot*

Vibrators.

Apparently* the first vibrators were made by HamiltonBeach at the turn of the 20th Century. They were specifically made for doctors, and with special 'probes' (i.e. Dildos) which only the lucky docs could order.

They were used on women suffering from hyseteria, because it was belived at the time that a womans utterous floated freely around the body, and a deliquent utterous was the...
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Haircuts.

As you can see I have long hair. I have had long hair for more than half my life now. From time to time I ponder going back to my pubescent Billy Idol dew from time to time, that being pretty much my only other hair look I've ever chosen for myself. But, the hair has become a pretty big part of my identity,...
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Yesterday, in a sudden spurt of impulse shopping on the internet I signed up at SG.

In the light of day now, I don't regret it but the disappointment to find out that spending money really hasn't improved the weight of my soul. The last few days have been filled with the shuffling of money through my hands after a two month period of reasonable...
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