I have a theory*.
It assumes you believe in karma and reincarnation.
Today on this planet there are more people alive then there have be humans in the past. So, there is a shortage of souls to go around. Even if every dog, cat and titsy fly got stuffed into a human body there's still a shortage, so what next? That's right, plants! I'm sure...
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It assumes you believe in karma and reincarnation.
Today on this planet there are more people alive then there have be humans in the past. So, there is a shortage of souls to go around. Even if every dog, cat and titsy fly got stuffed into a human body there's still a shortage, so what next? That's right, plants! I'm sure...
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I'm truely in exile now.
The Canandian government has seized all my bank accounts. Now, my chequing account was -$67, but somehow I doubt the CanGov is gonna come good with the TD on that one.
Let this be a lesson for you kiddies:
-More money does not mean less problems.
-ALWAYS get a good accountant, one with an actual office.
-NEVER trust your employer....
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The Canandian government has seized all my bank accounts. Now, my chequing account was -$67, but somehow I doubt the CanGov is gonna come good with the TD on that one.
Let this be a lesson for you kiddies:
-More money does not mean less problems.
-ALWAYS get a good accountant, one with an actual office.
-NEVER trust your employer....
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misery:
your black cats are so cute!
misery:
yep - i have 6 wonderful felines.
maybe 7 if i take in the kitty in new jersey!
maybe 7 if i take in the kitty in new jersey!
Apparently* most sitcoms laugh tracks were originally recorded back in the 50s and are still reused today. So, the noise I hear from my neighbours everyday is the sound of dead people laughing.
*It's true, Chuck Palahniuk said so.
*It's true, Chuck Palahniuk said so.
So it took 4 weeks minus a day for the old bastard in my office to start talking to me. His chosen method was to yell at me about slamming the door on my way in and out.
I vow to take my own life if I ever get that old and am that angry with everything.
Anger is a disease. If left unchecked it...
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I vow to take my own life if I ever get that old and am that angry with everything.
Anger is a disease. If left unchecked it...
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Okay, so there is something as Too Much of Zombie Movies.
I would not have known this if I hadn't sacraficed my Saturday though. So now I can spread the word. Took one for the team.
Braaaaaiiiiiiins......
I would not have known this if I hadn't sacraficed my Saturday though. So now I can spread the word. Took one for the team.
Braaaaaiiiiiiins......
Zombie day on SciFi.
Was going to leave the country today, compete in a tournament deliver some uni-cycles and pay off a loan...
But, Zombie day.
Was going to leave the country today, compete in a tournament deliver some uni-cycles and pay off a loan...
But, Zombie day.
showala:
Saturdays are for watching college football in my opinion,not that the expliots of zombies are something to be scoffed at.
If only there were a way to combine the two....
If only there were a way to combine the two....
I work in a poison enviroment.
Enviromentally and spirituality.
It's amazing the things people will do for money.
You are not your job.
Enviromentally and spirituality.
It's amazing the things people will do for money.
You are not your job.
Quote of the day:
My boyfriend taught me bionic sex.
My boyfriend taught me bionic sex.
crystaldawn:
Oh man... I'm peeing myself over some of the responses your 2 headed cat pic has gotten! Are those people seriously so dry they don't see any humor in it?
Watching somesones ass:
I remembered this yesterday as I lay prostrate under the HR Directors desk checking cables.
The term 'Covering his/her ass' comes from the late 18th centuary in revolutionary France. While locked in the stocks one would be quite vunerable to carnal acts from behind, especially after dark where (I assume) men would take advantage of any secured buttocks 'for a little of...
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I remembered this yesterday as I lay prostrate under the HR Directors desk checking cables.
The term 'Covering his/her ass' comes from the late 18th centuary in revolutionary France. While locked in the stocks one would be quite vunerable to carnal acts from behind, especially after dark where (I assume) men would take advantage of any secured buttocks 'for a little of...
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Flights of Fancy
Day dreamed for most of today. Started thinking about Burning Man. Surfed my way over there to see what it was about. Sent out an email to a buddy in Canada who I could see there. Then pictured taking the beast (me car) to the desert and the 24+ Hour road trip there. Then thought about borrowing a Pavilion from Brand that...
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Day dreamed for most of today. Started thinking about Burning Man. Surfed my way over there to see what it was about. Sent out an email to a buddy in Canada who I could see there. Then pictured taking the beast (me car) to the desert and the 24+ Hour road trip there. Then thought about borrowing a Pavilion from Brand that...
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(hey....wasn't that a Simon & Garfunkel song?)
[Edited on Oct 20, 2005 4:44PM]