king_mob

Happy New Years ya fuck nuts.
Start'n it off with a hangover.

New Years resolution:

Show up to work on a regular basis.

The more rope you give me, the more you hang someone else.

Remember:

One cabinet job, and you are not a Carpenter.
One pipe job but you are still not a Plumber.
One cable job and you'll never be a Electricican.

But one blow job, and you're a Cocksucker for life!

Dear Jimmy,

Thank you for the note. But I have to be honest, there's a lot of politics around bikes now a days. They just arn't, what is known as 'spacially efficent' when it comes to sleighs. Now I'm sure we can work something out. Parhaps you could have your single auntie stay over Christmas Eve again, or work something out so that your mommy...
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He's back!

Thanks to Khoos for noticing that I was AWOL.

If anyone cares to know, I was at the company timeshare in the Bahamas. Not much to report other than what the side of the pool looks like and what it is like to fall asleep with a drink in your hand in the afternoon and be woken at night by gekos running across...
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Holy shit!

Ya see this bruise on my shin? That's where I tripped over another milestone that snuck up on me:

Tonight I gave my mum job advice.

"Don't they know it's Chirstmas time at all?"

Well, no... it's a Muslim country. Duh.

So, Old Navy discontinued their black jeans some point between now and the summer. In one foul swoop they cut my wardrobe choices by %33... Dang.

Good news: Tests came back. That wasn't asbestos that I powdered my face with yesterday... Still some sort of shitty insulation that prolly shouldn't be inhaled and will most likely kill me anyways, but the company doesn't have to pay millions in inspections and asbestos removeal.

Okay, so sorta not-bad news. Neh. Take what I can get going in to the Holidays.

Working security for...
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