king_mob

Reason #7643 why I'm a bitter jerk:

So, in the managers meeting the Head-honcho asks me to get some numbers for him on expanding the security system.

I do that.

Next I call Head-honcho, but get Ms. Useless Cunt on the line...

'Head honcho's office'
'Hi Ms U.C. it's King_Mob...'
'So?'
'... *sigh* I called to leave Head Honcho a message.'
'He's not here.'
'I know, that why YOU picked up the phone and not HIM.'
*click*
(King_Mob ponders murder for 5 minutes...)

So, I walk the half-mile over to Head-Honcho's office to leave a note for him.

He has no notes.

So's I asks Ms Useless Cunt for a Post-It...

'Hey U.C., got a postIT?'
'Do you need one, or a whole pad?'
'Just one.'
'I don't have just one.'
'....'
'....'
'Okaaaaay, I'll take a whole pad, then.'
'You have to go to Supply Guy for whole pads in the next building.'
'....'

So's I goes to get the PostIts from nice Supply guy who agrees with me that she is a Useless Cunt.

In hindsight I should have just sent an email.