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Sunday Dec 18, 2005

Dec 18, 2005
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Dear Jimmy,

Thank you for the note. But I have to be honest, there's a lot of politics around bikes now a days. They just arn't, what is known as 'spacially efficent' when it comes to sleighs. Now I'm sure we can work something out. Parhaps you could have your single auntie stay over Christmas Eve again, or work something out so that your mommy is single 'for the evening' so-to-speak.

Anyways, let me know what you can work out, and I'll let you know where the bike situation stands.

P.S. Remember, Santa likes a lady with a bit of junk in the trunk.

-SC.
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Happy Holidays!
Dec 25, 2005

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