kindredchilde

ok. so
i had a wild ass weekend
i turned 21 recently
sooooo
my best friend decided to get me shitty
started off with a luxorious dinner at lone star.
mmhmm
i didnt eat
i drank
i mean
hey
fuck a steak.
so im drinkin drinkin drinkin
empty tummy
then off to brooks.
of course
drinks are on randy, the owner.
so its like shots for life there.
at this point im extremelly wobbly.
yes. wobbly
so i decide, its pure gold time
yes. strip club.
boobies.
drunk
couldnt get much better than that.
so
im takin free body shots there
drunk drunk drunk
and then i lost my cell phone
but i think it was worth it.
woke up saturday with a massive hangover
so i started drinking again
ended up at brooks
and went home with a tommy lee look_a-like
AND refrained from having intercourse.
arent ya proud?
mhmmmmm

im awesome