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I am sick for the second weekend. 
On Wed my 82 year old Dad who lives with me fell straight backwards on the sidewalk. Nothing broken but he is sore as all get out and in a neck brace.
With me having been sick and my GF with 2 young kids and also a school teacher she has not been around much to be safe....
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On Wed my 82 year old Dad who lives with me fell straight backwards on the sidewalk. Nothing broken but he is sore as all get out and in a neck brace.
With me having been sick and my GF with 2 young kids and also a school teacher she has not been around much to be safe....
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melly:
Was that a real person in that pic???? 
wow.... that did fit the type of "horrific" I had in mind though. Thanks. 
wow.... that did fit the type of "horrific" I had in mind though. Thanks. 
xador:
hey how are ya doing these days?I hopeyou are feeling much better.And hows your da'?
Who knows if the person this is intended for reads it or not, but I need to say it anyway.
You are a smile
You are a smile in the form of a person. The hardest thing to extinguish is a truly meant smile, for it comes from the heart, the core of a human. That strength can't be defeated by sadness or grief. It...
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You are a smile
You are a smile in the form of a person. The hardest thing to extinguish is a truly meant smile, for it comes from the heart, the core of a human. That strength can't be defeated by sadness or grief. It...
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poison:
Thank you sweety, I don't feel like much of a smile right now though. It's hard to be tough 
melly:
right back at ya!
right back at ya! It sucks being sick on a weekend, you can't see your gf cause you do not want to expose her kids to germs, it is cold as hell and some folks forget you are there.
vanessa:
Awwww feel better sir!!! I heart you!
xador:
Awww that does suck....I hope you get to feeling Better man!!!!
Awwwwwwwwwwww fuck it. Nothing to say of value to anyone right now.
xador:
Yeah I think I ran out of anything to say three months back...
We need something to shake things up...What will it be?
We need something to shake things up...What will it be?
melly:
Hells yeah, another Jessica Fletcher lover! You are so deserving of your spot on my friends list!
Phrase for today:
"Me, I'm oiling up my dance machine"
"Me, I'm oiling up my dance machine"
maddy:
hehehe
New phrase for today is....
Naive suburban fool
Naive suburban fool
kinder:
It was a very hot, steamy July day in Minnesota. Helga, a hard working Swedish woman, had just hung the wash out to dry, put a roast in the oven, then went down the street to pick up some dry cleaning.
"Gootness, it's hot," she mused to herself as she walked down Main street.
She passed by a tavern. As the cool air rushed out through the open doorway, Helga thought, "Vy nodt?"
So she walked in and took a seat at the bar. The bartender came up and asked her what she would like to drink.
"Ya know," Helga said, "it is so hot, I tink I'll have myself zee cold beer."
The bartender asked, "Anheuser Busch?"
Helga blushed and replied "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yer pecker?"
"Gootness, it's hot," she mused to herself as she walked down Main street.
She passed by a tavern. As the cool air rushed out through the open doorway, Helga thought, "Vy nodt?"
So she walked in and took a seat at the bar. The bartender came up and asked her what she would like to drink.
"Ya know," Helga said, "it is so hot, I tink I'll have myself zee cold beer."
The bartender asked, "Anheuser Busch?"
Helga blushed and replied "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yer pecker?"
xador:
I wanted to type lol or hahaha but It doesn't do justice to th joke so I will say Well Played Kinder 
suburban homeboy
[Edited on Jan 18, 2005 3:15PM]
suburban homeboy
[Edited on Jan 18, 2005 3:15PM]
New word(s) for the day:
queefing is for pussies!
queefing is for pussies!
poison:
indeed it is!
kinder:
Just noting that this is the last I have heard from my "friend" Poison here.
How crazy is that! Not very.
Kinder...more kind?