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Monday Jan 17, 2005

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New phrase for today is....






Naive suburban fool
kinder:
It was a very hot, steamy July day in Minnesota. Helga, a hard working Swedish woman, had just hung the wash out to dry, put a roast in the oven, then went down the street to pick up some dry cleaning.

"Gootness, it's hot," she mused to herself as she walked down Main street.

She passed by a tavern. As the cool air rushed out through the open doorway, Helga thought, "Vy nodt?"

So she walked in and took a seat at the bar. The bartender came up and asked her what she would like to drink.

"Ya know," Helga said, "it is so hot, I tink I'll have myself zee cold beer."

The bartender asked, "Anheuser Busch?"

Helga blushed and replied "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yer pecker?"
Jan 17, 2005
xador:
I wanted to type lol or hahaha but It doesn't do justice to th joke so I will say Well Played Kinder biggrin

suburban homeboy

[Edited on Jan 18, 2005 3:15PM]
Jan 17, 2005

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