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So a few days ago I told you that I would share my view on New Moon. First off, do not judge the movie with the books if you have never read them. I honestly think that the books are so much better. The actress (Kristin Stewart) that plays Bella is horrible! I mean come on! She wants this man to turn her into a vampire because she is so in love with him ,right? So answer me this. How come when he left she just put herself in the fetile position and that was it! HELLLLLOOO! If the love of my life is going to leave me, I am going to freak the fuck out! I am going to run my ass off! I know he is a damn vampire but WTF? She ran for a bit and that was it!

Then it goes to her "depression" phase. The circling of the 4 months was enough to make me puke. We got the point! After that, they show her bad dreams. That was horrible! It was like she was constipated in her sleep! I was not happy with this movie. I would rather just read the books. I will continue to see the movies though because of the books. I like to see what they have done. I personally thought Twilight was a lot better than New Moon. HOWEVER! Jacob Black is sooooooooo fine! That is horrible to say! HE IS 17!! WTF IS WRONG WITH ME? He worked hard for his body. If I was a man, I would have had a boner then whole time. SHHAAWING!!

Bottom line. The books are so much better! You get to stimulate your mind and create your own scenes. Robert Pattinson did a great job as did Taylor Lautner. Kristin Stewart was a no bueno in this movie. I am sorry Kristin. You looked amazing but your acting sucked harder than a hooker working for a $20 bill.

I hope my movie article (if that is what you want to call it) entertained you for a minute or three.

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