After years of working a bar and then began covering security I've seen and heard a lot of hilarious stories over the years from Fireman Sam and Bob the Builder fighting just outside a venue to chucking someone out dressed as a ladybug, but the one that sticks out the most was when I was still working the bar. It was Hogmanay and the bar was still quite quiet and a guy comes up to the bar asking what time the bells were needless to say we were all speechless and fell about laughing after he asked directions to the toilets he reappeared a couple mins later to ask someone to take him as he got lost on the way there lol xx