killyouridols

Soo...where to start.
-I put in an offer for a house since I decided I never want to rent and pay for nothing again in my life. It seems as if I own property. That'll be a trip
-Got 3 more hours of work down on my sunken/sailing ship sleeve. It now doesn't looks so retarded
-Met a cute girl, but odds are it will be the usual fuck around and nothing becomes of it deal with me
-And finally, I am now the proud owner of a 2 foot inflatable colt 45 can

I need some new drinking buddies, that's for sure