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steelers. here we go. pittsburgh's goin' to da super bowl. hell yeah we're going to knock off the #1, #2, and #3 seed teams on the road, i mean come on, what else we do?

can't believe i have to go to work now, i wonder how many other people are going to be as bleary eyed and hungover as i am?
ARRR!!!
ixxie_sparkle:
i want to!
sorry about the whole not texting you back after i said i would yesterday. but i was driving for most of the day, and i really didn't want to die right then. maybe next time kiss
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man, i'm still convinced that Clue is the best movie ever. it's definitely the best movie to be based off of a board game. i realized this in a drunken stupor lastnight around 3 in the morning when i woke up and it was on. i think i nearly woke everyone up from me laughing.

Colonel Mustard: How many husbands have you had?
Mrs. White:...
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ixxie_sparkle:
you know my take on psycho boob girl
not with a ten foot pole, baby
seriously
"unscrupulous" is a great word for it
kiss
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what's the deal with broads anyway?

how are things? yeah, i know, they have to suck there too. work is lame, i'm still on probation i guess, which means i don't get a bonus. booo!

what's up with the women at work and how into babies they are? they're like a motherfucking beam that draws people into their dark sphere of influence. the hear a...
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ixxie_sparkle:
you never know...he might have been one of the few homeless bums that would have actually spent it on food. never know till you see him with a brown paper bag ten minutes after you leave him i guess.

i'm sorry i half-bailed earlier, my phone battery died and i tried actually CALLING you today but you didn't answer...and now i'm going to sleep my ass off wink
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why am i still here? why do i still try and bother?

when will i ever learn to just get drunk and shut my fucking miserable mouth?

i wish that was me on the other end of max von sydow, so i could end things on a highnote. to be taken out by brewmeister smith, now that's how i wanna go.
ARRR!!!
ixxie_sparkle:
see i'd a whole lot rather die from a heart attack resulting from toxic levels of unspeakably good sex.

but that's just me. i'm still going to ask you to not die before i meet you.
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god damn.

right out of the fucking blue my ex calls me and totally broadsides me. my phone was off for like 2 months, most normal people would delete me. but not her.

i don't want to hear about the fun stuff you're doing. i don't want to hear about how great things are. i don't want to hear anything ever again. period. no exceptions....
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i can't believe i'm missing sterns first day in space, but that's what i get i suppose for ordering my equipment too late. shame on me. it's sweet that you can preview a bunch of the music channels online. i kind of dig that.

oh well, it's like the stone said, look for a girl with faraway eyes.

nothing major has been going on, aside...
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ixxie_sparkle:
i don't think you're terrible.

find out who fucked with you and point me at them, i'm all over their shit now
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bored bored bored bored bored bored.

BORED.

silent hill 3 is going well though. still bored, still waiting to get sirius woo-le-hoo.
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under the chin, through the mouth, the side of the temple: which is ther best way to shoot myself?
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ixxie_sparkle:
oh

and i actually cried when richard pryor died

it was a sad day

hunter thompson too, that made me nauseaus

ixxie_sparkle:
i stuck it in your email

heh heh

in your box

surreal

give me half a minute to turn it on
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man, what a depressing christmas. my whole family is pretty much gone to florida to spend time with my sister and her new son, joseph.

i was looking under the tree today and both mine and my brother's presents had been unwrapped for a few days.

well, at least there's still plenty of x-mas cheer to drink and i still have 2 more days before...
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allura:
Thanks I'm glad you like the set kiss And if you can think of that famous person let me know wink
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nobody will ever read this. blah blah blah.

no wonder i'm going to quit in a couple of months.

peace out!

ARRR!!!