fuck girls, and not even in a literal way. i'm not a flambe, or anything but seriously, i've had enough of the species to last a lifetime. either that, or maybe i should actually go through with these plans to kill myself. whatever.
t-minus like 20 days or so until i'm no longer a part of the SG universe. sorry everybody [like 1 person], it's been a blast, but yeah, it's way too expensive for me right now. not to mention that i find tattoos and 300 piercings not all that hot. i dunno, call me crazy. not like any of these ..... would even give me a sideways glance anyway.
a peek at my burgeoning standup thoughts: until i went to higschool i never had an idea what gay was. i always thought it had to to with guys being all into cock and man-ass, but little did i know it also applied to ugly, fat, spazzy nerds who were bad at sports. who knew? i clearly remember being called a "faggot" one day when my car was broken down. yeah, i mean it's obvious from the way that i have the hood up and am looking at the intake manifold that i like a nice thick wang up my ass. how fucking astute of that kid.
catch you later. or not.
t-minus like 20 days or so until i'm no longer a part of the SG universe. sorry everybody [like 1 person], it's been a blast, but yeah, it's way too expensive for me right now. not to mention that i find tattoos and 300 piercings not all that hot. i dunno, call me crazy. not like any of these ..... would even give me a sideways glance anyway.
a peek at my burgeoning standup thoughts: until i went to higschool i never had an idea what gay was. i always thought it had to to with guys being all into cock and man-ass, but little did i know it also applied to ugly, fat, spazzy nerds who were bad at sports. who knew? i clearly remember being called a "faggot" one day when my car was broken down. yeah, i mean it's obvious from the way that i have the hood up and am looking at the intake manifold that i like a nice thick wang up my ass. how fucking astute of that kid.
catch you later. or not.