what's the deal with broads anyway?
how are things? yeah, i know, they have to suck there too. work is lame, i'm still on probation i guess, which means i don't get a bonus. booo!
what's up with the women at work and how into babies they are? they're like a motherfucking beam that draws people into their dark sphere of influence. the hear a baby cry and come running across the building to coo and aww over a baby, and i'm just like ..."oookay". they go nuts. luckily a security guard had a basket of puppies standing by to draw away the mob.
and what's up with airline food?
my friend yelled at me today because i gave a homeless guy some change. he was like "hey man, that's not cool, you know that money is just going to end up at the beer store!" and i'm all like "i dunno, i think it was gonna end up there tonight anyway."
*rimshot*
how are things? yeah, i know, they have to suck there too. work is lame, i'm still on probation i guess, which means i don't get a bonus. booo!
what's up with the women at work and how into babies they are? they're like a motherfucking beam that draws people into their dark sphere of influence. the hear a baby cry and come running across the building to coo and aww over a baby, and i'm just like ..."oookay". they go nuts. luckily a security guard had a basket of puppies standing by to draw away the mob.
and what's up with airline food?
my friend yelled at me today because i gave a homeless guy some change. he was like "hey man, that's not cool, you know that money is just going to end up at the beer store!" and i'm all like "i dunno, i think it was gonna end up there tonight anyway."
*rimshot*
i'm sorry i half-bailed earlier, my phone battery died and i tried actually CALLING you today but you didn't answer...and now i'm going to sleep my ass off