whooo, i suck. well, everybody knew that right? i've been great at pissing people off lately, especially women that go by the name eliza. so, for now, i'll give up on pissing them off. i should figure it would be par for the course by now, especially when it comes to women. but even my regular friends i've done nothing else but manage to get...
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ah, yes. soon, very soon i will cancel my subscription here and just move on i guess. 50 bucks is pretty expensive for what all i get from this page. i haven't seen so much as a boob in weeks.
it's not all doom and gloom though, the lake monster page is up on myspace, and pound for pound it's got the most music [almost...
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it's not all doom and gloom though, the lake monster page is up on myspace, and pound for pound it's got the most music [almost...
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where do yinz come from? hon, we're from the 'burgh. proud of the place we're come from. four for the fingers and one for the thumb.
ixxie_sparkle:
w3rd.
did you drop your phone in the toilet or do you just not love me anymore
did you drop your phone in the toilet or do you just not love me anymore
we are john henry's children
and this we are alone.
eliza was a program,
john henry had a soul.
and this we are alone.
eliza was a program,
john henry had a soul.
ixxie_sparkle:
fuckshit didn't pay the bill so my cell phone is now shut off.
i hate him.
i hate him.
as if i didn't like beer enough, i'm actually going to start making small home batches with my friend. he's going to make an ipa, and i'm going to make a trippel. and in 3 weeks we'll see who's more shit faced.
can you imagine having a college class, where you drink beer in class and then as a homework assignment you have to drink...
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can you imagine having a college class, where you drink beer in class and then as a homework assignment you have to drink...
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yeah, i guess it's going alright. at least i'm marginally drunk, it could be worse. i'm excited about the prospect of getting our music out on a cd to hear outside of the digital realm. what?
duh... life sucks.
yep, justy watching jay leno do some very very crappy comedy. it, it's not funny. it's not fun.
duh, i dunno. time to go sleep.
duh... life sucks.
yep, justy watching jay leno do some very very crappy comedy. it, it's not funny. it's not fun.
duh, i dunno. time to go sleep.
ixxie_sparkle:
miss you
*bitchslap*
make my phone dance
*bitchslap*
make my phone dance
steelers. here we go. pittsburgh's goin' to da super bowl. hell yeah we're going to knock off the #1, #2, and #3 seed teams on the road, i mean come on, what else we do?
can't believe i have to go to work now, i wonder how many other people are going to be as bleary eyed and hungover as i am?
can't believe i have to go to work now, i wonder how many other people are going to be as bleary eyed and hungover as i am?
ixxie_sparkle:
i want to!
sorry about the whole not texting you back after i said i would yesterday. but i was driving for most of the day, and i really didn't want to die right then. maybe next time
sorry about the whole not texting you back after i said i would yesterday. but i was driving for most of the day, and i really didn't want to die right then. maybe next time
man, i'm still convinced that Clue is the best movie ever. it's definitely the best movie to be based off of a board game. i realized this in a drunken stupor lastnight around 3 in the morning when i woke up and it was on. i think i nearly woke everyone up from me laughing.
Colonel Mustard: How many husbands have you had?
Mrs. White:...
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Colonel Mustard: How many husbands have you had?
Mrs. White:...
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ixxie_sparkle:
you know my take on psycho boob girl
not with a ten foot pole, baby
seriously
"unscrupulous" is a great word for it
not with a ten foot pole, baby
seriously
"unscrupulous" is a great word for it
what's the deal with broads anyway?
how are things? yeah, i know, they have to suck there too. work is lame, i'm still on probation i guess, which means i don't get a bonus. booo!
what's up with the women at work and how into babies they are? they're like a motherfucking beam that draws people into their dark sphere of influence. the hear a...
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how are things? yeah, i know, they have to suck there too. work is lame, i'm still on probation i guess, which means i don't get a bonus. booo!
what's up with the women at work and how into babies they are? they're like a motherfucking beam that draws people into their dark sphere of influence. the hear a...
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ixxie_sparkle:
you never know...he might have been one of the few homeless bums that would have actually spent it on food. never know till you see him with a brown paper bag ten minutes after you leave him i guess.
i'm sorry i half-bailed earlier, my phone battery died and i tried actually CALLING you today but you didn't answer...and now i'm going to sleep my ass off
i'm sorry i half-bailed earlier, my phone battery died and i tried actually CALLING you today but you didn't answer...and now i'm going to sleep my ass off
why am i still here? why do i still try and bother?
when will i ever learn to just get drunk and shut my fucking miserable mouth?
i wish that was me on the other end of max von sydow, so i could end things on a highnote. to be taken out by brewmeister smith, now that's how i wanna go.
when will i ever learn to just get drunk and shut my fucking miserable mouth?
i wish that was me on the other end of max von sydow, so i could end things on a highnote. to be taken out by brewmeister smith, now that's how i wanna go.
ixxie_sparkle:
see i'd a whole lot rather die from a heart attack resulting from toxic levels of unspeakably good sex.
but that's just me. i'm still going to ask you to not die before i meet you.
but that's just me. i'm still going to ask you to not die before i meet you.
god damn.
right out of the fucking blue my ex calls me and totally broadsides me. my phone was off for like 2 months, most normal people would delete me. but not her.
i don't want to hear about the fun stuff you're doing. i don't want to hear about how great things are. i don't want to hear anything ever again. period. no exceptions....
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right out of the fucking blue my ex calls me and totally broadsides me. my phone was off for like 2 months, most normal people would delete me. but not her.
i don't want to hear about the fun stuff you're doing. i don't want to hear about how great things are. i don't want to hear anything ever again. period. no exceptions....
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i adore you.
i've been busy
stalin has been home a lot lately, haven't been online or able to text much
but fuck him, i don't really care. i'm gonna go text you right now.