killingyourheroes

George W. is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to
see George Washington standing by him. Bush asks, "George,
what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Set an honest and honorable example, as I did,"
Washington advises, and then fades away.

The next night, Bush sees the ghost of Jefferson moving through
the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Tom, please! what is the
best thing I can do to help the country?
"Respect the Constitution" Jefferson advises, and dims from
sight.

The third night Bush awakens to see the ghost of FDR hovering,
Bush whispers, "Franklin,what is the best thing I can do to help
the country?"
"Help the less fortunate, as I did," FDR replies and fades.

The fourth night Bush sees another figure. Bush pleads, "Abe,
what is the best thing I can do right now to help the country?

"Lincoln replies, "Go see a play."