killingjoker

Got stopped by the cops on the way home from the store a few minutes ago, because my head light was out. Then the fucker asks if he can search the car for drugs.

Ah, got to love life in sister-fuckerville, where they thing everyone is on drugs.

Fucking redneck cops in this shit hole town pull me over for a headlight, and just decide to fucking rummage through my groceries, and shit searching for drugs that arent there, based solely on the way I look. Fuckers.

"You smoke marijuana?'

"Uh that would be a no, I have cancer, I dont smoke anything"

"really?"

"Yeah"

"Well, you sort of look like someone that would"

"Well, you sort of guessed wrong"

He was like, I noticed you look a little nervous. I was like yeah, you pull me over for a headlight and ask to search the car for no reason...there is no telling how this could have wound up.

Fucking ass holes.