Usually I don't do these, but I am in procrastination city.
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Claire
2. Baby
3. Some combination of the two above.
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My awesome sense of humour.
2. Most aspects of my face and body (But especially my eyes and tits!)
3. My ability to pull things out of my ass and make them sound convincing.
THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My major procrastination issue.
2. My inability to shut up.
3. My affinity for late nights and late mornings.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Scottish
2. French
3. Irish
THREE THINGS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND:
1. Application processes.
2. Credit Cards.
3. Diseases.
THREE THINGS THAT ANNOY YOU:
1. People who think that they're so fucking cool because they've read some Chuck Palahniuk books.
2. Schedualing things.
3. The post office and all who dwell within.
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Disease
2. Corporate Logos (Seriously.)
3. Being alone with the computer on and the lights out.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Music.
2. Trident whitening gum.
3. Cat cuddles.
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Purple long tee
2. Navy Roots sweat pants
3. Glasses
THREE THINGS ON MY DESK
1. Ipod
2. Phone
3. Speakers
THREE THINGS YOU SAY THE MOST:
1. Really/Totally/Completely (I am the queen of hyperboles and adverbs are my loyal subjects.)
2. Raar!
3. Shutafaap! (Shut the fuck up, all smushed together.)
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS AT THE MOMENT:
1. Mike Doughty (Solo artist... I defy this category!)
2. Soul Coughing
3. Mission of Burma
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITES SONGS AT THE MOMENT:
1. Cash Cow - Mike Doughty
2. Soft Serve - Soul Coughing
3. Academy Fight Song - Mission of Burma
PEOPLE YOU SPEND THE MOST TIME WITH:
1. Bekky, because she makes a mean fondu and caesar salad when I'm feeling down.
2. Eric, because he's the only one who stays up with me.
3. A whole bunch of music types.
THREE REASONS YOU'VE BROKEN UP WITH EXES:
1. He decided to remove himself from the one thing keeping us connected.
2. He cheated on me.
3. He wasn't putting any effort into it.
THREE THINGS YOU WOULD WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Sex
2. Laughs
3. Enjoyable silence
THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. A good sense of humour.
2. A cute accent.
3. Dorky hobbies or demeanor.
THREE THINGS YOU CAN'T DO:
1. Look good in tube tops.
2. Get my sleep scheduale in order.
3. Keep my cats from sitting on my clothes.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Sleeping
2. Singing
3. Snacking
THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW:
1. Cock
2. Sleep
3. A vacation from other people's expectations of me.
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Opera singer
2. Teacher
3. Writer
THREE PLACES YOU WOULD GO ON VACATION:
1. New York City
2. California
3. Ireland
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Sing a lead role in a professional opera.
2. Join a professional dance company
3. Be a bassist in a band
THREE WAYS THAT YOU WOULD WANT TO DIE
1. While Sleeping.
2. At a VERY old age.
3. Like Gary and Melissa: at the very same moment as my lover, holding hands.
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Claire
2. Baby
3. Some combination of the two above.
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My awesome sense of humour.
2. Most aspects of my face and body (But especially my eyes and tits!)
3. My ability to pull things out of my ass and make them sound convincing.
THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My major procrastination issue.
2. My inability to shut up.
3. My affinity for late nights and late mornings.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Scottish
2. French
3. Irish
THREE THINGS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND:
1. Application processes.
2. Credit Cards.
3. Diseases.
THREE THINGS THAT ANNOY YOU:
1. People who think that they're so fucking cool because they've read some Chuck Palahniuk books.
2. Schedualing things.
3. The post office and all who dwell within.
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Disease
2. Corporate Logos (Seriously.)
3. Being alone with the computer on and the lights out.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Music.
2. Trident whitening gum.
3. Cat cuddles.
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Purple long tee
2. Navy Roots sweat pants
3. Glasses
THREE THINGS ON MY DESK
1. Ipod
2. Phone
3. Speakers
THREE THINGS YOU SAY THE MOST:
1. Really/Totally/Completely (I am the queen of hyperboles and adverbs are my loyal subjects.)
2. Raar!
3. Shutafaap! (Shut the fuck up, all smushed together.)
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS AT THE MOMENT:
1. Mike Doughty (Solo artist... I defy this category!)
2. Soul Coughing
3. Mission of Burma
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITES SONGS AT THE MOMENT:
1. Cash Cow - Mike Doughty
2. Soft Serve - Soul Coughing
3. Academy Fight Song - Mission of Burma
PEOPLE YOU SPEND THE MOST TIME WITH:
1. Bekky, because she makes a mean fondu and caesar salad when I'm feeling down.
2. Eric, because he's the only one who stays up with me.
3. A whole bunch of music types.
THREE REASONS YOU'VE BROKEN UP WITH EXES:
1. He decided to remove himself from the one thing keeping us connected.
2. He cheated on me.
3. He wasn't putting any effort into it.
THREE THINGS YOU WOULD WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Sex
2. Laughs
3. Enjoyable silence
THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. A good sense of humour.
2. A cute accent.
3. Dorky hobbies or demeanor.
THREE THINGS YOU CAN'T DO:
1. Look good in tube tops.
2. Get my sleep scheduale in order.
3. Keep my cats from sitting on my clothes.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Sleeping
2. Singing
3. Snacking
THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW:
1. Cock
2. Sleep
3. A vacation from other people's expectations of me.
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Opera singer
2. Teacher
3. Writer
THREE PLACES YOU WOULD GO ON VACATION:
1. New York City
2. California
3. Ireland
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Sing a lead role in a professional opera.
2. Join a professional dance company
3. Be a bassist in a band
THREE WAYS THAT YOU WOULD WANT TO DIE
1. While Sleeping.
2. At a VERY old age.
3. Like Gary and Melissa: at the very same moment as my lover, holding hands.
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
vanillahomie:
I like short and busty too. Not on me though, on other people. 
uberllama:
Looks like a fun list to make, but my own procrastination prevents me from doing so... instead I will click aimlessly until I am too tired to stay awake.