ha ha, ah man do i love money.
see, my landlords are old people. they don't have these new fangled 'computers' or 'proper filing systems' or 'good customer service.' no, they've been around since before any of those were invented. now, i wrote them a check to pay for my share of rent, $247, in january, and they never cahsed it. they have since cashed february and march rent, so i just chalked it up to them losing my check. it's happened before, they still haven't cashed last may's rent check. so for the first couple weeks i kept that money in my account, but i have other bills i need to pay. so low and behold, i randomly check my bank account yesterday, and i have 17 dollars left. crap, i don't get paid for another 2 weeks, but oh well, i can manage. today i check my account, and i have -27 dollars....sigh.....lousy best buy, all cashing their checks on time.
so i have less than no money. yup, i need to borrow money off of my mom just so that i can have no money. college life rocks. weeeeeee. i need to get a body wax so i can start training for the male stripping on sunday nights. it'll be like showgirls but tougher, and i get to be elizabeth berkley.
see, my landlords are old people. they don't have these new fangled 'computers' or 'proper filing systems' or 'good customer service.' no, they've been around since before any of those were invented. now, i wrote them a check to pay for my share of rent, $247, in january, and they never cahsed it. they have since cashed february and march rent, so i just chalked it up to them losing my check. it's happened before, they still haven't cashed last may's rent check. so for the first couple weeks i kept that money in my account, but i have other bills i need to pay. so low and behold, i randomly check my bank account yesterday, and i have 17 dollars left. crap, i don't get paid for another 2 weeks, but oh well, i can manage. today i check my account, and i have -27 dollars....sigh.....lousy best buy, all cashing their checks on time.
so i have less than no money. yup, i need to borrow money off of my mom just so that i can have no money. college life rocks. weeeeeee. i need to get a body wax so i can start training for the male stripping on sunday nights. it'll be like showgirls but tougher, and i get to be elizabeth berkley.

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Hey shorty, gimme seven.
Ive got copies!
I nuhvve you.
...it was Laser.