killbert

This is Killbert

I think asses are the coolest. When living in Brooklyn, before my sharp downward turn to the shitty life of grad school in louisiana, a friend and I had an outing for ass. He is a photographer and I am a Killbert. So we took his camera loaded with slide film to the streets (and subways) to collect pictures of wonderful asses. Its amazing what you see when you crouch down on the sidewalk slightly hidden from view. You see asses. And the variety of sweet lady ass in Brooklyn is astonishing. With the color depth of slide film we gathered many beautiful photos. The plan was to perform at a bar with a guitar and a slide projector and a pedal for stomping to change the slide. Thus the ass pictures would come in time with the music. We had a nice variety of asses, so the mood of the music would change from dissonant to melodic based on the quality of lady ass being projected. In the context of an ass slide show, oddly misshapen rear ends (asses) become much more interesting than if viewed alone. But as with many projects that I envision, the live show never took place. I sight lack of money as the main cause. An old style projector is not responsive enough to keep time with the music, and a digital projector cost too much for me at the time. Another friend of mine, a girl with a nice ass herself, informed me that this all seemed a bit pervy.. Well no shit. Thats the fun silly.

If you want to see a project of mine that I did finish, you can go here:

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