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Dear Perverts

Samurai Jack is a wholesome cartoon dedicated to action and artistic coolness. Have you seen it? I got the first season DVD yesterday. My girlfriend is calling her vagina "ah-coo." Thats the name of the evil in the show. But she says it all slow... ahhhh cooooo. She's got some sweet ahh coooo! And sweet boob cooo too!

I love me. Today I stuck a pencil in my ear and started shaking my head wildly until it flew out to make the girls in class laugh. And laugh they did. And professor saw me.. and he laughed! and i said "i have no right." That kinda shit is funniest when everyone is trying to be serious.

Internet!

I reached a new level of anger today! A whore with a bullhorn was spouting whorey things while I was taking a physics test. Yes internet, I am a physics dick. And after the test that whore would not take my money for sex. I said "but your a whore!" and she said that was not true. What the fuck? Then quit acting like...
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Dear internet

I watched plan 9 when i woke up because before my day even started I knew it would be giving me shit. Then I realized plan 9 is much better fresh out of bed. Why do you think that is internet? Usually early morning tv makes my head feel mushy. Not this time...

Love
Killbert