So I've been getting waxed (full male Brazilian) for about 6 months now and this myth about it getting less painful the more you have it done is proving to be rather false. After having my knuckles tattooed the other day I realised that waxing is far more painful... Will I stop though? HELL NO, I love my shiny nuts...
This may sound weird but over the last 2 or 3 years I've been doing some sexual soul-searching and have realised that I'm a bisexual boy (I was abut to write man, but it makes me sound old and crusty). I'm still totally madly over-the-moonly love with my stupendously awesome wife but I can now entertain certain thoughts freely in my fantasies that I would've self-censored or felt weird about. Phew, there I said it. I'M MOTHER FUCKIN BI SEXUAL BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sarah has been so totally cool about it as well, it was kind of hard at first owning up to some of the fantasies I have and some of the porn I watch. But she was completely understanding. She MEGA RULZ!!!! Thanks Babez!
Ahem, so yeah... Half way through this Subtract tour which to be honest isn't doing too well financially after a $800 window repair bill from the rental company and a $300 excess baggage bill from Air New Zealand (hey I though those cunts were meant to be supportive of NZ music, fuckers). We're playing Christchurch and Ivercargill this weekend and then Auckland and Whangarei next weekend and those shows will conclude the tour. Please come along if you're in the area and check us out and if ya can afford it buy some merch too we have T Shirts and CDs on the road with us.
PLayed Big Day Out on the last weekend which was awesome. Both my bands played on the main stage right after each other. I was expecting it to be more of a challenge than it actually was but it ended up being quite easy. Was a fun day and I caught up with a few peeps but at 5pm after Sarah had finished working at the Oxfam tent we left, got Burger Fuel on the way home and ended up in bed at 7pm watch TV and cuddling. Best BDO day ever....
Here's my knux btw:
That is all.
This may sound weird but over the last 2 or 3 years I've been doing some sexual soul-searching and have realised that I'm a bisexual boy (I was abut to write man, but it makes me sound old and crusty). I'm still totally madly over-the-moonly love with my stupendously awesome wife but I can now entertain certain thoughts freely in my fantasies that I would've self-censored or felt weird about. Phew, there I said it. I'M MOTHER FUCKIN BI SEXUAL BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sarah has been so totally cool about it as well, it was kind of hard at first owning up to some of the fantasies I have and some of the porn I watch. But she was completely understanding. She MEGA RULZ!!!! Thanks Babez!
Ahem, so yeah... Half way through this Subtract tour which to be honest isn't doing too well financially after a $800 window repair bill from the rental company and a $300 excess baggage bill from Air New Zealand (hey I though those cunts were meant to be supportive of NZ music, fuckers). We're playing Christchurch and Ivercargill this weekend and then Auckland and Whangarei next weekend and those shows will conclude the tour. Please come along if you're in the area and check us out and if ya can afford it buy some merch too we have T Shirts and CDs on the road with us.
PLayed Big Day Out on the last weekend which was awesome. Both my bands played on the main stage right after each other. I was expecting it to be more of a challenge than it actually was but it ended up being quite easy. Was a fun day and I caught up with a few peeps but at 5pm after Sarah had finished working at the Oxfam tent we left, got Burger Fuel on the way home and ended up in bed at 7pm watch TV and cuddling. Best BDO day ever....
Here's my knux btw:
That is all.
sarraz:
It is true about waxing, but probably takes a good year. Either that or you're just a wuss