The Dealership
ok so to set the story up,
Some guys had a car it needed new wheels on it because the ones it had were:
a) small
b) thin
c) bald as fuck
d) were steelies so looked shit
So what do these 2 guys decide to do, well the do what any self respecting thief would do they planned a roberry. The target was a car garage just down the road, the time 1am.
It was a clear night, not a cloud to be seen as the characters in our story drive around to a small business estate just behind the car garage. They parked the car, put on their masks and dark clothes. Hid everything that would reflect the light and started on the short walk.
The first obstacle of getting into this car garage is a 3ft wide stream, now this sounds pretty simple, but there is a steep slope that turns to a straight drop down about 4ft going in. So the men went along to a tree, walked down the side of the bank like absailing using the tree to support them. Convieniently placed in this stream is a piece of concrete wide enough to stand on, big enough to be above the water and went deep enough that it wouldn't be moved.
After that it gets simple, you step onto the block and jump across to the other side which is the same lvl as the stream. After this bit of effort is over and done with the real work begins. Both men start going round to check the cars for the wheels they need that'll fit on the car. Running round crouching keeping out of sight from the main road which is clearly visible through the gates.
One of them finds the car they're looking for and beckons the other man over. Car jacks come out, one side goes up 2 wheels come off. At this point the men realise they need something to balance the car with. There's a stack of just tires right near them , so a few minutes later there are 2 tires underneath the side of the car.
Now the other side has to go up at the same point as the other side to balance it out so it can just sit on the car jacks. Slowly and carefully they begin.
-thump-
The car started to topple and was cushioned by the tires. Both men freeze and look around waiting for some movement near by or a shout from someone that heard them there. Nothing came so after a short time they carry on and take the other 2 wheels off. Four wheels rolled back to the stream. One car left sitting on it's belly.
Now you'd think it'd be easy to throw an alloy wheel up 4ft and across 3ft. Well it is but have you ever tried catching a 5stone wheel while holding onto a tree above a steam....
First wheel went up and across, one of the men catches it no problem.
Second wheel up and short, a grab is made for it but it's to late -splash- into the water it goes, so now they have 2 wheels on the wrong side, one in the water and one ready to go.
Well they have to get the wheel what's the point in only having 3. So the man on the wrong side of the stream starts trying to hook it back, and everytime he almost gets it, he almost falls in. He starts getting pissed off with it and lunges at it -splash- into the stream. That wheel gets handed up by a completely soaked cold man.
"yeah thanks a lot for that you cunt, now look at me i'm soaking wet, freezing my tits off and all cause you couldn't catch a fucking wheel. How hard can it be"
"yeah they're not the easiest things to catch while traveling at speed while holding onto a tree"
"shut up, lets just get this done"
Third wheel, goes up... bounces and falls back, but is just caught.
"FUCKKKKK!!!!"
"what the fuck??? shut up what's the matter with you"
"i think i just broke my fucking finger"
"man up only one more to go you fuckin pussy"
Last wheel, he just jumps across and climbs up with it. Four wheels on the right side of the stream. One very wet increasingly cold man. One dry man with a broken finger.
They roll the wheels back to the car, load em in and sit there for a second.
"yeah it's definately broken... this is going to be such a bitch to drive with"
"uh huh, lets get going"
Fin
ok so to set the story up,
Some guys had a car it needed new wheels on it because the ones it had were:
a) small
b) thin
c) bald as fuck
d) were steelies so looked shit
So what do these 2 guys decide to do, well the do what any self respecting thief would do they planned a roberry. The target was a car garage just down the road, the time 1am.
It was a clear night, not a cloud to be seen as the characters in our story drive around to a small business estate just behind the car garage. They parked the car, put on their masks and dark clothes. Hid everything that would reflect the light and started on the short walk.
The first obstacle of getting into this car garage is a 3ft wide stream, now this sounds pretty simple, but there is a steep slope that turns to a straight drop down about 4ft going in. So the men went along to a tree, walked down the side of the bank like absailing using the tree to support them. Convieniently placed in this stream is a piece of concrete wide enough to stand on, big enough to be above the water and went deep enough that it wouldn't be moved.
After that it gets simple, you step onto the block and jump across to the other side which is the same lvl as the stream. After this bit of effort is over and done with the real work begins. Both men start going round to check the cars for the wheels they need that'll fit on the car. Running round crouching keeping out of sight from the main road which is clearly visible through the gates.
One of them finds the car they're looking for and beckons the other man over. Car jacks come out, one side goes up 2 wheels come off. At this point the men realise they need something to balance the car with. There's a stack of just tires right near them , so a few minutes later there are 2 tires underneath the side of the car.
Now the other side has to go up at the same point as the other side to balance it out so it can just sit on the car jacks. Slowly and carefully they begin.
-thump-
The car started to topple and was cushioned by the tires. Both men freeze and look around waiting for some movement near by or a shout from someone that heard them there. Nothing came so after a short time they carry on and take the other 2 wheels off. Four wheels rolled back to the stream. One car left sitting on it's belly.
Now you'd think it'd be easy to throw an alloy wheel up 4ft and across 3ft. Well it is but have you ever tried catching a 5stone wheel while holding onto a tree above a steam....
First wheel went up and across, one of the men catches it no problem.
Second wheel up and short, a grab is made for it but it's to late -splash- into the water it goes, so now they have 2 wheels on the wrong side, one in the water and one ready to go.
Well they have to get the wheel what's the point in only having 3. So the man on the wrong side of the stream starts trying to hook it back, and everytime he almost gets it, he almost falls in. He starts getting pissed off with it and lunges at it -splash- into the stream. That wheel gets handed up by a completely soaked cold man.
"yeah thanks a lot for that you cunt, now look at me i'm soaking wet, freezing my tits off and all cause you couldn't catch a fucking wheel. How hard can it be"
"yeah they're not the easiest things to catch while traveling at speed while holding onto a tree"
"shut up, lets just get this done"
Third wheel, goes up... bounces and falls back, but is just caught.
"FUCKKKKK!!!!"
"what the fuck??? shut up what's the matter with you"
"i think i just broke my fucking finger"
"man up only one more to go you fuckin pussy"
Last wheel, he just jumps across and climbs up with it. Four wheels on the right side of the stream. One very wet increasingly cold man. One dry man with a broken finger.
They roll the wheels back to the car, load em in and sit there for a second.
"yeah it's definately broken... this is going to be such a bitch to drive with"
"uh huh, lets get going"
Fin