kilherdead

call me before saturday !!!!!!!

hello

wow at least im not the only one who hasnt been in here for a while.

hey where the shit are you?

Don't switch cars. Please. Tracking devices are very expensive, and I can't afford another one.

I thought of something else I would say if I were a hairdresser: *snip* "Holy crap! Uh... did we have a plan B?"

dude! where the F have you been?!?!

o like those girls who do the ooo and aahhhh. i love that part in that one song.... i know what you mean. sometimes i wish i could screem as good as some of the band singers i listen to.

dude i always talk to you and stuff. baby.

you need to learn how to kill people with your bare hands

Sorry I'm replying so late, I'm not usually so bad about that... But you did make me laugh about the epilectic shock thing and the snakebite.

I wasn't going to post on your page three times in a row for fear of being a.... too... many... posts... guy, but since you're sad about not getting any comments, the hell with that.

Suuuuuure you can be in love with more than one person. There's no harm in that, ideally. Unfortunately, humans can be total assholes about that love thing. And I've known quite a few humans in the past, believe you me. Spills blood, starts wars and all that good stuff.

I wouldn't know what to do about it. Those cocky news paper columnists can't even agree on the right course of action, and they ger *paid* to bullshit poeple, whereas I just bullshit as a hobby. At any rate, my gut says "have freaky three-way sex & take lots of pictures," but that would probably be inappropriate.

dude where the hell did you go??

Gawd, how I love being the first to post a comment. It's even more satisfying than that morning back-crack. And the back-crack is hard to beat.

As in the spinal cartilage function, not stockpiled drugs.

Yeah.

I'd offer to give you some of my old Ikea furniture, (Elegant heaps of screws & wood splinters with duct tape trim) but I've lost all the allen wrenches which means they wouldn't naturally fit in my car.

The stripper, on the other hand, would have plenty of room in the trunk if I removed the spare tire. Maybe even two strippers if they were small ones. Just think about it. No pressure.

no snowglobes? its so unlike you, even though i don't really know you. but if your previous journal entries have taught me anything, its that you have a somewhat sick obsession with snowglobes.

I've always wanted to become a hairdresser just so I could mess with people by saying things like "I'll just go ahead and strap you in here..." or "Are you okay with needles, or do you want to take the tranq' orally?"

Oh, also: "Did you want me to remove these spider eggs from your scalp before the rest of them hatch?" or "Wow, there's really not much up here to cut, is there sir?" or "Do you mind if I keep some of your hair for my cat?" or "Holy crap, you should sue your brain surgeon." or "Those pigeons were waiting for you this morning, weren't they?" or "Shall I dye your ear-hair as well?" or "I've never actually done this yet, but the practice foam head didn't bleed too badly."

Oh man, I totally missed my calling.

Could be worse. You could have George Michael hair.

yes that is rod stewert hair. but even thought i dont like rod stewart all that much, on you... well its better than rod stewart. i go home this weekend ill see if i can find a snoglobe. my old bible teacher owns a store in downtown auburn, ill look there. maybe ill trade for a bunch of buttons. you konow the pin on kind. im starting a vest full of them....