ok today sucked. my first day at the salon. i got ONE client. she wanted to hard crazy shit so i quoted her about 135$. she walked outt my chair with just a trim. and i got tipped 4$. for the whole day. 4$. thats it. my goal is to make 20$ a day in tips. i got 4$ . how much ? 4$. bullshit! THEN i slammed my finger in a drawer and now have a bruised figer nail. its hurts to update you all on my new life. feel for me. my rental car is making a crazy sound when i drive. somethings wrong with the wheel. ill take it back to the place after the holiday weekend. i ranover a HUGE pothole going like 50 but im not gonna tell them that! i stick with me " i dunno whats wrong with it" bullcrap. im a girl , i can pull it off. iv got bitches on the jock right now. they need to back off. i dont want a boyfriend.perhaps i can use them for dinners and drinks? would that be wrong? isnt that called leading someone on? haha. hell i dont care. im young and single...thats what im here for. to fuck with boys who throw themselves at me. im sure i sound like heartless bitch right now but thats ok because i have a bruised fingernail. love me 
I thought of something else I would say if I were a hairdresser: *snip* "Holy crap! Uh... did we have a plan B?"