Tuesday Jun 03, 2003

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so i moved into my new house. its awesome. me and the roomate are decorating with all ikea junk. woo for IKEA. stylish and cheap. im still jobless. nothing new really. im having a house warming party heres a list of things i expect you guys to bring me

a couch
toaster
blender
tv stand
food for my empty cabinets
chinease hanging lanterns
strippers ,hot ones. not a home until you got a nekkid chick dancing on your coffe table
dining room table w/ chairs. dont be stingy now!
thats all i can think of for now confused
pensquare:
Gawd, how I love being the first to post a comment. It's even more satisfying than that morning back-crack. And the back-crack is hard to beat.

As in the spinal cartilage function, not stockpiled drugs.

Yeah.

I'd offer to give you some of my old Ikea furniture, (Elegant heaps of screws & wood splinters with duct tape trim) but I've lost all the allen wrenches which means they wouldn't naturally fit in my car.

The stripper, on the other hand, would have plenty of room in the trunk if I removed the spare tire. Maybe even two strippers if they were small ones. Just think about it. No pressure.
fats:
no snowglobes? its so unlike you, even though i don't really know you. but if your previous journal entries have taught me anything, its that you have a somewhat sick obsession with snowglobes.

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