given that my relationship problems are a bunch of shit i don't want to talk about right now, i'm going to talk about something else that's been on my mind lately: why my friendships with females are always rocky and why i become friends with people who are crazy.
no seriously. all of my girl friends are insane. except for Cassy i have gotten into fights with all of them because they are all chemically imbalanced, or something to that effect. for instance, i love Monika to death, but sometimes she just makes my eyes want to pop out of my head with the things she says. and then I go back to loving her. And sometimes i fantasize rubbing bacon on Nicki's vegan tits, but then I get over that and we have a good time. Because, honestly, when I have needed these girls as my friends, they were there for me. Especially in the past two weeks. Maybe sometimes girls get caught up in stupid boys, and they forget that their friends are there. I don't know. I don't revolve my whole being around a guy. Maybe that's what makes me different.
and let me just ask you. Say you buy something for someone and they agree to pay you back. Say almost four months go by, and you tell them since they bought you 25 dollars of perfume from sephora, they only have to give you 80 bucks back instead of the 115 plus tax that the other two people already paid you back. And then that person in that time span spends money on tanning, on a tattoo, on starbucks drinks every day, on clothing, on their new boyfriend who doesn't have a cell phone so they pick up the bill for him (they havent known him long enough to make sure he's even trustworthy, and apparently he has been in trouble with the law... does that make him a bad boy?), and then they make plans to get another tattoo with YOUR friend the tattoo artist, on their tanned skin, which wouldn't even turn out properly... At that point are you allowed to get frustrated and annoyed? I would say that was appropriate.
oh, oh and then say this person knowingly brought an underaged individual into the bar in which Nicki works, and this person had a fake ID. and then say Nicki just found out this week that this person was underaged, the same week she found out that the bartender gets arrested if the cops came in and found this underaged person drinking. And Nicki would get fired for allowing her to be there, knowing the friend of the underaged girl. so Nicki tells the bouncer and the girl gets kicked out of the bar... can you still be irritated with the person who has been screwing you over?
i think so.
well, this rant definetely went on forever. but i think you get the point. the point is, I hate having friends with vaginas. And I especially hate having friends with sandy vaginas. And it's like all my girl friends have been rolling around on the beach with out any bottoms and they're completely full of sand.
no seriously. all of my girl friends are insane. except for Cassy i have gotten into fights with all of them because they are all chemically imbalanced, or something to that effect. for instance, i love Monika to death, but sometimes she just makes my eyes want to pop out of my head with the things she says. and then I go back to loving her. And sometimes i fantasize rubbing bacon on Nicki's vegan tits, but then I get over that and we have a good time. Because, honestly, when I have needed these girls as my friends, they were there for me. Especially in the past two weeks. Maybe sometimes girls get caught up in stupid boys, and they forget that their friends are there. I don't know. I don't revolve my whole being around a guy. Maybe that's what makes me different.
and let me just ask you. Say you buy something for someone and they agree to pay you back. Say almost four months go by, and you tell them since they bought you 25 dollars of perfume from sephora, they only have to give you 80 bucks back instead of the 115 plus tax that the other two people already paid you back. And then that person in that time span spends money on tanning, on a tattoo, on starbucks drinks every day, on clothing, on their new boyfriend who doesn't have a cell phone so they pick up the bill for him (they havent known him long enough to make sure he's even trustworthy, and apparently he has been in trouble with the law... does that make him a bad boy?), and then they make plans to get another tattoo with YOUR friend the tattoo artist, on their tanned skin, which wouldn't even turn out properly... At that point are you allowed to get frustrated and annoyed? I would say that was appropriate.
oh, oh and then say this person knowingly brought an underaged individual into the bar in which Nicki works, and this person had a fake ID. and then say Nicki just found out this week that this person was underaged, the same week she found out that the bartender gets arrested if the cops came in and found this underaged person drinking. And Nicki would get fired for allowing her to be there, knowing the friend of the underaged girl. so Nicki tells the bouncer and the girl gets kicked out of the bar... can you still be irritated with the person who has been screwing you over?
i think so.
well, this rant definetely went on forever. but i think you get the point. the point is, I hate having friends with vaginas. And I especially hate having friends with sandy vaginas. And it's like all my girl friends have been rolling around on the beach with out any bottoms and they're completely full of sand.
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hope that this blog helped to vent your frustration, it certainly managed to get a few chortles out of me! And well good luck with these ladies in the future, I seem to have a similar frustration with the girls in my life.