Damn I am so annoyed with men. On a completely random note.
How about.. you don't waste a year of my life being a complete loser and then becoming this "awesome new and improved man" the minute we break up. I stick around and get the shit end of the stick.. but some random whore gets to enjoy you as a "better man" ... Hmm.. Fuck that.
And How about... You don't ask me to buy a house with you when I have only known you for a month and a half. It's creepy. And I don't like you THAT much.
AND WHY DO THEY SELL USED VIBRATORS ON AMAZON?
How could you not love this little girl? Those eyes... Adorable.
And yes, I do understand I have a borderline obsession with her.
How about.. you don't waste a year of my life being a complete loser and then becoming this "awesome new and improved man" the minute we break up. I stick around and get the shit end of the stick.. but some random whore gets to enjoy you as a "better man" ... Hmm.. Fuck that.
And How about... You don't ask me to buy a house with you when I have only known you for a month and a half. It's creepy. And I don't like you THAT much.
AND WHY DO THEY SELL USED VIBRATORS ON AMAZON?
How could you not love this little girl? Those eyes... Adorable.
And yes, I do understand I have a borderline obsession with her.
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the_swill:
if no house, can we at least get a goldfish together?
beez_kneez:
a month and a half? that is weird.