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Monday Jul 09, 2007

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Well okay.. I feel obligated to share with you a movie a just watched for the very first time!
Perhaps the strangest American movie (Canadian according to "Todd") circa 1970's. Just short of such amazing films as Female Trouble and Pink Flamingos. biggrinbiggrin



Now.. for some reason I had never even heard of this movie until about a month ago. I didn't think much of it. But when I stumbled upon it in the old movie store I used to work for I couldn't resist giving it a try. Besides, it was like $4.95 with my special girl discount. biggrin So... I watched it today praying that it would keep me occupied and awake as I am trying to fix my sleep schedule. Which some of you know, is in shambles right now. wink

Occupied is not the word.... Within the first 30 seconds, I said "what the fuck is going on??" and repeated several times there after... So for those of you who don't wanna hear the details and would like to watch it yourself... don't peek!

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

The story is basically this.. A woman is institutionalized with this whack doctor who likes the preforming arts and something about plasma blah blah blah. The woman's husband takes care of their daughter which the woman is allowed to see on weekends or something. When he starts noticing scratches and bite marks on his daughter blah blah blah he gets pissed, obviously. Especially because his wife was abused as a child.. While the little girl is at her grandmother's house (the woman's mother) it looks as though something beats it's way out of a dumb-waiter type thing and destroys her kitchen in a most disturbing way. Mainly because you can't see what is doing it. But no worries.... It's just one of these little fuckers!



Creepy right? It looks a lot like the daughter. But who know there were like 20 of them? The mutant beasts continue to kill the grandmother (with a meat tenderizer!?), the grandfather (with one of those crystal ball things with flowers or some shit inside), and the girl's teacher (with a wooden hammer)... Now, I am deathly afraid of dolls and strange little girls, so this may just be me... but I may have nightmares from these bastards. But, that's not even the strange part.

It turns out, these "creatures" are the offspring of the crazy mother. Sort of. They have no belly buttons, or naughty bits, no teeth, harelips, and all seem to be the same size. So again, I say "what the fuck?". When the daughter is stolen (by the creepy kids) the father goes to the "mental health facility" where his wife is because he finds out that's where the kids are hidden. Once he gets there, the doctor tells him that his wife is the mother of the children, a product of her rage, when she is angry they are angry blah blah blah. The father goes in to talk to his wife... and KABOOMIE!!!

I got this.....


Oh that's right my friends... That IS a sack of mutant baby hanging from her stomach. Apparently... she has these weird lesions on her body that grow the mutant kids. They looked like nipples to me, but whatever, what do I know about mutant babies? But.. I can handle that.. perhaps. But I can NOT handle what happened next..



At this very moment I say to myself "no, that bitch did not just tear the fetal sack open like a dog would, and begin to lick her new mutant baby clean!" But, yes, yes, she did. I gagged a bit on my sodie pop... Blah blah blah, the wife says "I will kill our daughter before I'd give her back to you" mutant kids try to kill her REAL daughter, husband strangles wife, mutants die. End of story...

Or IS IT??? BAM!! The little girl is in the car with her daddy (as though none of this freak ass shit has just happened) and extreme close up on the little girls arm.. and what do we get? Freak baby lesions on her skin too.. I wonder if anyone bothered to ask if this was genetic wink

Ok, end of story. For cereal. I rambled. I thought this whole movie was weird as fuck and I needed to share. Enjoy. biggrin

I forgot to say that they killed the doctor too. You can see them stepping over his bloody body in the "group" picture. I think they bit him to death? I dunno.. They all jumped on him hissing and crap, and next thing yah know, he's all bloody and dead. But, his wool jacket is in tact. Odd..

VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
kellymonster:
I peeked, but only at the pictures. It looks fucking awesome! I will put it on my LoveFilm list. Rentals ahoy!
Jul 10, 2007
grumpyoldbastard:
it was scary in theaters biggrin
Jul 10, 2007

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