kiffy

First week finished.

Portland, a new home.

exceptional food, a rock gym, and affordable drinks.

Well pitched attitudes from local elders are welcomed with matched wit and/or sarcasm.

Defense against elements will recede as a warmer climate sets in.

Just shy of lobster season, yet still basking in mounds of crustacean meat available.

No boners yet, just visual aids via drunk girl sprawl on amateur dance floors.

One acquaintance invited me on a fishing boat when season starts. Will acquire necessary training to steal a boat and sail for secluded land, where I can live off the phat of the land and continue writing run-on sentences.

Tech support for my crew continues as an on-call endeavor. Phone at side waiting to be stolen from leisure.

Hot tub and hotel pool cease to criticize my inappropriate attire for swim, guests have not.

There is enough weed for six more bed time joints, and one more recreational, peer joint.

Masterbation will commence in the upcoming week, due to lack of fleshy holes.

First addition of events to/have transpire(ed) as result of new found readers.