kiffy

Ok,

So my band and i have finally finished our second ep. We will be mastering, the printing soon enough, then it will be available to the armies of pre-teens who so whole-heartedly support our economy through the ridiculous purchases of fashion magazines and shitty make-up, not to mention the occasional heart-throb poster and/or vibrator to match.


So I feel that i am at a cross roads in my life, a chance for complete awesomeness, sameness, or fucking miserable.

I would totally love to take the path of awesomeness, but there is a big black man with a wrench, wearing a bon jovi t-shirt 2 sizes too small with a soul patch, standing in the way.

Sameness has just a bunch of lifeless bodies staring off into the middle distance checking their emails, going to work, and occasionally masturbating to internet porn.

Fucking miserable has two beautiful girls ready for action, accept what they don't tell you is that they have bear traps in their vaginas set and ready to snag any unfortunate males passing through.

I'm no heroic, but I think i'll fair off with the black dude.