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Monday Apr 07, 2008

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more stuff for people to not read.

I was tripping on DMT two nights ago, and it was by far the most ridiculous thing I have ever experienced. I mean, i have done it before but usually it was just this intense body high for a few minutes. This time, God gauged out my eye, stuck his holy penis in the hole, and fucked the universe out of me.

Here are a few simple facts that you may not have known about the Universe:

1. It is supported by millions of little spirals and lines and aliens.
2. All trees should not be trusted.
3. Pool decks are actually flying machines.
4. If you repeatedly shout out your window "Show me my dreams! I dare you." Your wish will be granted.
5. My neighbors house is a terrible, terrible piece of machinery.

Moral of the Universe is... Get Fucked.
rachelsage:
oooohh!! so that's what the universe is! i need to move space up on my priority list.
Apr 8, 2008
rachelsage:
t bom. i did something.
Apr 8, 2008

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