kidnothing

funny (but dangerously racist) joke of the night:

why did god give people noses?

it's so mexicans have something to pick in the winter.

have you ever had one of those moments where every small gesture, every thing you saw and heard seemed to summarize your life symbolically?

happened to me today... i'd share the experience, but i haven't the patience to write it all down with the explanations and all.

i think it's ok for me to hate people i don't know just as long as i don't act on it. i won't act on it if they leave me the fuck alone when i try to enjoy my fuckin' cigarette outside of the mall on a rainy day... fucker walks up fake coughing at me with the most self righteous "non-smoker" look on his face. as if MY cigarette smoke is fuckin' up the delicate and prestine state of california's air.

i said "that's a hell of a cough dude. you're lucky you don't smoke. i smoke all day and don't cough like that"

fuck and a half... ALL YOUR BASE (still) ARE BELONG TO US.