kidnothing

funny (but dangerously racist) joke of the night:

Why do they put cotton in asprin bottles?

To remind black people that they were picking cotton before they were selling drugs.

the uncertainty of the human emotion machine is almost as uncertain as a bird's shit machine. uncontrollable and terribly messy.

girlfriend on the rag!

insomnia is back. he's so annoying. he just barges in at night and eats up all my food and smokes all my cigarettes. i mean, he has some nerve telling ME when to sleep...

i've been doing some work on my comic again tonight... this time i actually got stuff down on paper! this one's about a brazilian boxer who moves to new york. sound like a yawn fest? oh well, my days of big guns, big tits comics are over... well at least this week they are.
side note: being a comic book artist is probably one of the most degrading and fun occupations known to man... next to porn star of course...

any comic book writers? i'm sick of writing AND drawing AND inking. it's tiresome... it's going to make me sick of it all sooner or later if i don't find anyone to collaborate with. the most tiring and tedious process involved is the writing...

i ask any writers with a story that they'd like to see put in comic book form to contact me! do it here or on AIM, i don't mind either one.