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funny (but dangerously racist) joke of the night:

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?

One can feed a family of four. ouch indeed...

anyhow, today i spent a large portion of the day on hold thanks to C___Bank's excellent costumer service. yup folks, dealing with more of my mother's hair brained schemes. disputing charges on your credit statements ain't a truckload of fun, lemme tell ya. i had to contact the goddamned FTC for possible identity theft... mother o mother...

i saw 'Signs' for the first time tonight. is it just me, or was anyone else annoyed by the fact that the writer/director was all over the movie like a frat boy on a drunk high school chick? i mean, his name was there in big bold letters at the begining, that was expected.... no biggie right? oh but he just HAD to be one of the more important characters in the movie as well... and to top it all off... his name is SHOVED down your throat at the end of the flick. AGAIN! i mean, it was in the same format and font as in the opening credits...

god damn it i need some sleep.

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.