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Sunday Apr 03, 2005

Apr 3, 2005
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I am astounded how many cool people are in this town and the greater Ohio area (though I am not from there) If I met you last night, you are pretty spiffy. Word.



I've been having problems with my hearing lately...nothing major, I've just noticed I've been having to ask for a lot of 'come again?' and it's not for lack of understanding...

And just WHO in the holy hell is that fucker with the black hair staring at me from my profile? Need to change that.


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And now, without further ado, the Universal Punchline, as originated by one Donald "Woody" Rau:


Why did the chicken cross the road?
Shut up and keep suckin'.

Knock Knock?
Shut up and keep suckin.'

Daddy, what's a pervert?
Shut up and keep...you get it.
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whatshisnuts:
Sounds like a plan! biggrin
Apr 4, 2005
zaksmith:
Keith Giffen! Fuck yeah!










sorry...there aren't that many Giffen fans and I feel we have to stick together.

Oh, fuck...you like Pynchon, too.

I did
this, it was in the Whitney Biennial.
Apr 5, 2005

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