Dear motherfuckers with no driving skills,
when you are halfway through a spontaneous lane change and THEN decide to use the turn signal
when you are idling at the red light and keep thirty feet between you and the car in front of you, keeping me from swinging into the turn lane and consequently forcing me to wait for the next green turn arrow
when you know the right lane ends up ahead yet continue to milk that lane for all it is worth despite planty of merge room
when you come to a stop at the four-way stop before I do but insist on thinking it is my turn to go through
when you hang a turn at negative .5 mph
when you read while driving
when you hit my ass bumper because Crissy or Missy or Prissy fucking McSissy just told you something incredibly 'Like OMG!' funny on your cell phone
when you keep everyone behind you from moving on because you cannot read "No Turns 7AM to 6PM" signs at 5PM during Bloody Rush Hour on south bound Meridian
when you do all of these things, it is further evidence that you deserve the fiery death. you deserve Mad Cow. you deserve a G.W. dictatorship. you deserve shitty sitcoms.
you. deserve. my. wrath.
Make no mistake, dear motherfucker with no driving skills-
you are the reason I hate you.
sincerely,
KidMorlock
p.s.- ride my ass with your brights on one more time, and I swear to Sargon the Great that your body won't be found until wristwatches run on room temperature fusion. And thank your mom for the chicken soup.
when you are halfway through a spontaneous lane change and THEN decide to use the turn signal
when you are idling at the red light and keep thirty feet between you and the car in front of you, keeping me from swinging into the turn lane and consequently forcing me to wait for the next green turn arrow
when you know the right lane ends up ahead yet continue to milk that lane for all it is worth despite planty of merge room
when you come to a stop at the four-way stop before I do but insist on thinking it is my turn to go through
when you hang a turn at negative .5 mph
when you read while driving
when you hit my ass bumper because Crissy or Missy or Prissy fucking McSissy just told you something incredibly 'Like OMG!' funny on your cell phone
when you keep everyone behind you from moving on because you cannot read "No Turns 7AM to 6PM" signs at 5PM during Bloody Rush Hour on south bound Meridian
when you do all of these things, it is further evidence that you deserve the fiery death. you deserve Mad Cow. you deserve a G.W. dictatorship. you deserve shitty sitcoms.
you. deserve. my. wrath.
Make no mistake, dear motherfucker with no driving skills-
you are the reason I hate you.
sincerely,
KidMorlock
p.s.- ride my ass with your brights on one more time, and I swear to Sargon the Great that your body won't be found until wristwatches run on room temperature fusion. And thank your mom for the chicken soup.
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