So, i saw designer sweatpants today. They were just regular old sweatpants that had been altered to fit a big protruding (not pregnant) belly easier. What would it take to make a person wear that? Are there no other options? How long would it take me to eat to fit into those?
so many questions.
i have a friend who married a girl and she...
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so many questions.
i have a friend who married a girl and she...
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So i went to an X-mas party. I am about to take the X out...it si not even X-mas anymore. W-mas party. Ok.
So it was for my friend's company. They had it at this BBrazilian grill - the kind that serves you meat off a spit. The only really good thing is the fried pinapple. Yum. However, they give you all this meat before...
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So it was for my friend's company. They had it at this BBrazilian grill - the kind that serves you meat off a spit. The only really good thing is the fried pinapple. Yum. However, they give you all this meat before...
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nisi:
Starfucker-Rolling Stones, good idea. it will be track #1. merci. 

nisi:
you got the B side bro.
Wowzers. I just had another rockstar dream. I was in...not sure where, seems like L.A. at a gig where there were like NO people. All of a sudden, i hear that Janes Addiction are playing soon. I see Dave Navarro and start talking to him about random things. Then we are hanging out all day. I tell him how "Three Days" gets me out of...
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yumchen:
I have heard form a rash number of people who have been having strange and prophetic dreams lately. You never know. Is it the weather, this era, or maybe just me? aw well nevermind
dear lord i am on my rommie's PC and she has dave mathews blaring on it. i can;t turn it off cos she is on the floor, near the bathroom in case she pukes. i tried to persuade her that the DMB is more effective than ipecac, but she won't let me change the music.
ok, this is my thing. what is up with all...
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earplug6947:
we call guys with beards and those caps "guys who are in grandaddy. " their superpower is their ability to have beards, live in modesto, and still bewitch pixies. don't try to figure it out 
[Edited on Dec 15, 2002]

[Edited on Dec 15, 2002]
kid_607_evil_ins:
right. or they live at Chico State (saw lots of 'em there).
"harry, if you die, you can share my toilet"
"I was just sitting here...thinking about DEATH"
oh myrtle. you are the only good thing about harry potter II
meouch
"I was just sitting here...thinking about DEATH"
oh myrtle. you are the only good thing about harry potter II

Why do I spend valuable time with people who don;t care if i live or i die...
yeah, that is my theme for today
yeah, that is my theme for today
earplug6947:
holy shit!
that very song was going through my head all day!
that very song was going through my head all day!
earplug6947:
man, i used a label maker once to print 50 labels that said "i want to have intimate relations in my hot red car". it was funny to me. ah, squarepusher could do no wrong then. the new album is like 1/4 good. 

Well, her it is. The unstoppable...showstoppable
kid 606
kid 606

boxterjulep:
Look! I see the face of another!
kid_607_evil_ins:
the other is another story...yum yum

I wonder if there are exercises one can do to tighten their neck muscles. But then again who wants a big, bulging neck.
Hmmmm....
Elvis, of course! but i already made the soundtrack, and I'm leaving Vegas with well rested wings today.