It goes like this, in this order
1. Having someone glance at yr wang when you're both standing side-by-side at the urinal.
2. The guy initiating a conversation.
3. Anyone singing hymns in a public bathroom, especially while urinating.
Congrats dude, you just took it lower than I imagined it could go.
Honorable mention to the women's bathroom in the library that houses couches for...well, this is what they get used for. My ex. told me she used to see people doing the following:
1. sleeping
2. eating lunch
The L.A. convention center has one of those big pee troughs where you all just pee in what seems like a...well...a trough. Neighhhhhhh.
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Yuck...poo and pee are like five feet away and you're eating a sandwich?
Oh, and people who try and spoil other people's lives can felch Satan for all I care/get felched by Satan's fiery dongle until the end of time.
1. Having someone glance at yr wang when you're both standing side-by-side at the urinal.
2. The guy initiating a conversation.
3. Anyone singing hymns in a public bathroom, especially while urinating.
Congrats dude, you just took it lower than I imagined it could go.
Honorable mention to the women's bathroom in the library that houses couches for...well, this is what they get used for. My ex. told me she used to see people doing the following:
1. sleeping
2. eating lunch
The L.A. convention center has one of those big pee troughs where you all just pee in what seems like a...well...a trough. Neighhhhhhh.
-------------------
Yuck...poo and pee are like five feet away and you're eating a sandwich?
Oh, and people who try and spoil other people's lives can felch Satan for all I care/get felched by Satan's fiery dongle until the end of time.
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moral: do not eat too much dairy. peace.
HAHAHA... my return entry. how foul and vile. enjoy!
(yes, my happiness and absence has been due to her. her name is emily and she is entirely righteous.)