Thank the maker: my roomie is out of town, and her brother who's been staying with me...gone. Shit yeah. Let the naked pizza party begin.
So who's my dawg....BOOJI!!! Who sent me some candy and munny and rad mix discs full of fruity goodness....BOOJI!!! How did he know that getting things in the mail is my favorite thing in the whole world, and getting stuff by surprise just takes the cake and smashes it all over a stripper's body and another stripper comes out and licks it off.
Segueway into my story. So, I know this girl who is a really devout member of her church. I met her a few years ago when I taught studio classes at the university. One night, she had to stay late to make up a lab (i.e. "this is a compressor", "this is an EQ unit") and we got on the subject of Marilyn Manson. In her little marmy, mousy voice she tells me "um, I helped him celebrate his birthday a few years ago". I laugh but realize she's not kidding. She tells me that before her missionary service for her church she worked at this club in SLC as a dancer. Well, more like a performance artiste.
So on Manson's birthday he happened to be giving a make-up show in SLC - he was banned from the NIN show when the venue owner learned of his strap-on antics on stage. My friend tells me that on the night of the show she and this other girl brought out a cake and smeared it all over each other then proceeded to lick it off each other.
Her mom happend to find the polaroids of it in her closet one night and put an end to that job.
The moral - destroy all evidence? No wait. Don't get involved with Manson?
little help
and that's a halloween pic of my friend Emily and me who, somehow without planning it, dressed as my twin despite her going as a flapper and me going as some sort of Tommy Gnosis type. her hubby Ike is one of the greatest painters I've ever met, seen, watched work, listened to his aesthetic, fucking etc.!!!!
So who's my dawg....BOOJI!!! Who sent me some candy and munny and rad mix discs full of fruity goodness....BOOJI!!! How did he know that getting things in the mail is my favorite thing in the whole world, and getting stuff by surprise just takes the cake and smashes it all over a stripper's body and another stripper comes out and licks it off.
Segueway into my story. So, I know this girl who is a really devout member of her church. I met her a few years ago when I taught studio classes at the university. One night, she had to stay late to make up a lab (i.e. "this is a compressor", "this is an EQ unit") and we got on the subject of Marilyn Manson. In her little marmy, mousy voice she tells me "um, I helped him celebrate his birthday a few years ago". I laugh but realize she's not kidding. She tells me that before her missionary service for her church she worked at this club in SLC as a dancer. Well, more like a performance artiste.
So on Manson's birthday he happened to be giving a make-up show in SLC - he was banned from the NIN show when the venue owner learned of his strap-on antics on stage. My friend tells me that on the night of the show she and this other girl brought out a cake and smeared it all over each other then proceeded to lick it off each other.
Her mom happend to find the polaroids of it in her closet one night and put an end to that job.
The moral - destroy all evidence? No wait. Don't get involved with Manson?
little help
and that's a halloween pic of my friend Emily and me who, somehow without planning it, dressed as my twin despite her going as a flapper and me going as some sort of Tommy Gnosis type. her hubby Ike is one of the greatest painters I've ever met, seen, watched work, listened to his aesthetic, fucking etc.!!!!
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In A Perfect World I would share the fact that It's a Beautiful Day with This Year's Girl.
Yeah, I'm really young.
I don't understand Marilyn Manson's appeal.
So do you think Rory had really bad sex with Jess? I don't like Jess. He's an asshole boy who (canonically) likes The Shaggs. I hate people who like The Shaggs because The Shaggs? They suck. They aren't fun to listen to. It's aural pain. And he's a charmless little suck-baby. I don't like him, because I've dated people like that, and they'll ignore you or stand you up, but then they'll do something nice, and you'll forgive them and forget about it and want to... BLAH. I hate that.
Dean is really cute.
I just looked at your profile and saw Gilmore Girls.