I tried to take up a secret habit today.
I was feeling like I needed something new and to myself so I decided I would secretly start smoking.
Like Gweneth Paltrow in The Royal Tenenbaums.
Unfortunatly for me one of my co- workers saw me. She smokes and has tried to get me to start but I refuse.
She got really excited about it. I am not sure why.
I decided it was about the silliest thing I have ever tried to do.
I drink enough, I dont need to start smoking.
I was feeling like I needed something new and to myself so I decided I would secretly start smoking.
Like Gweneth Paltrow in The Royal Tenenbaums.
Unfortunatly for me one of my co- workers saw me. She smokes and has tried to get me to start but I refuse.
She got really excited about it. I am not sure why.
I decided it was about the silliest thing I have ever tried to do.
I drink enough, I dont need to start smoking.
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kimi:
take up masturbating in as many new places as possible 
Just a thought.....
Just a thought.....
slarti:
Nice one Kimi - I prefer Kimi's idea! Much better for you!!