khillerkitten

I think this is pretty funny:

Mom: You're eyes are so red. Why are they so red?? Are you rubbing them?
Mike:: I dunno, maybe I'm allergic to something.
Mom: No, that's not it. It must be that eye makeup you wear. You aren't removing it properly. You have very sensitive skin. You need to be careful, you know that. Do you use eye makeup remover?
Mike: Mom, I don't wear eye makeup.
(later)
Mom: Here, I bought you some eye makeup remover. It's these little pads you rub on your eyes. Use them and your eyes won't be all red and irritated.
Mike: Mom!! I don't wear eye makeup!!
Mom: I also got you this (handing me black eye-liner). It's Almay. 16 hour. And hypoallergenic. Wear it when you go out to that goth club tonight.
MIke: I told you!! I don't wear eye makeup! Leave me alone.
(later)
Mom: Oh! Are you going out? Let me see your face. Are you wearing that eye liner I got you? Are your eyes still red? Go show your father.
Mike: (hiding face) Leave me alone!

That's what my mom is like too



I didn't want to update until I had pics, but Ahhh well....I'm home. It's been a crazy week and I hate being back at work, but I am. I'll get the NY pics developed soon and post them. Yes, I'm poor and don't have a digital camera like most folks....gotta develop them the old fashioned way. If anyone knows of a good deal on a digital camera let me know, until then I'm stuck in the dark ages/dark room....anyway New York was awesome, thanks for all the well-wishing, I had alot of fun and ate alot of food.....I got so drunk on Red Wine I almost made us miss our bus to come home...The Bus Driver scared me he yelled at me because I had to use the bathroom at the rest stop...10 MINUTES ONLY he screamed...Then Ben picked us up and forced us to go to Doug's party in Woburn, even though I was all grody from the 4 hour bus ride....It was alot of fun....The next night we went to Lou's party in Somerville where someone apparently tried to break into my Volkswagon....They didn't get in but when I tried to roll down my window the next day it fell off track and disappeared inside my car door.....Crap...I'm off today so I'm sipping my large coffee and staring at the donut I bought. It's 10:30 am. I'm hoping to get the window fixed, my dad says all glass is covered by Insurance, not sure about that but i'll give the company a call anyway....
Woah! My cat just broke a giant mirror....gotta go clean up the glass so he doesn't get it in his paws stupid cat....
My life+cat+vacation=broken glass problems...