khadia

hahaha...i like to read funny stories on lowbrow.com, and i just laughed out loud at this one so I thought I'd share it with you guys.

A girl once left me with this line...
"I just can't take it anymore. Your bad luck is stressing me the hell out. You're like God's punching bag."

As I drove home I thought to myself, 'Its not that bad'. Then I got a flat tire.